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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up.
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students here!"
Little Johnny stands up.
Teacher: "Oh Johnny, you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
 

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Bono and the Edge walk into a bar.

Barman says: not you two again!
 
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