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A blonde female is speeding down the hume highway when she gets pulled over by a gorgeous blonde highway patrol cop , the highway patrol officer askes to see her license, after rummaging around in her handbag for what seemed liked an eternity she gets all flustered and says i cant find it, what does it look like, the gorgeous cop says to her its a small rectangular thingy with your picture on it!. After some more rummaging she pulls out her compact mirror looks into it and says oh here it is!, the cop takes it looks into it and says oh i didnt realise you were a highway cop too ! your free to go!
 
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