Did you hear about the big Lego sale? People were lined up for blocks.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,421 Did you hear about the big Lego sale? People were lined up for blocks.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,422 A friend asked me to play the part of Brutus in an upcoming play about Julius Caesar. I said I'd take a stab at it.
A friend asked me to play the part of Brutus in an upcoming play about Julius Caesar. I said I'd take a stab at it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,423 I once dated a girl with one leg shorter than the other. Her name was Eileen.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,424 Lance isnt a common name theese days. But in medieval time people were named Lance a Lot.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,425 My wife wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats, but honestly... ... I'm not a fan.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,426 When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party. Now I'm homeless.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,427 Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen? They break out in hives.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,428 My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down. Told her it's because I can't stand doing it.
My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down. Told her it's because I can't stand doing it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,429 What did Luke say to Han and Leia when they split up? May divorce be with you.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,430 I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden... I realised that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.
I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden... I realised that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,431 What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,432 Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair. I’ve heard nothing since.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Jun 29, 2022 #1,433 My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down. I don’t know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down. I don’t know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
B Bullpit Kennel Enthusiast Joined Apr 4, 2016 Messages 1,050 Reaction score 1,289 Jun 29, 2022 #1,434 How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
B Bullpit Kennel Enthusiast Joined Apr 4, 2016 Messages 1,050 Reaction score 1,289 Jun 29, 2022 #1,435 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
B Bullpit Kennel Enthusiast Joined Apr 4, 2016 Messages 1,050 Reaction score 1,289 Jun 29, 2022 #1,436 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Number18 Kennel Participant Joined Apr 26, 2017 Messages 135 Reaction score 120 Jun 29, 2022 #1,437 So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and says, "audi"
DinkumDog Kennel Immortal 2 x Gilded Joined May 15, 2017 Messages 22,701 Reaction score 41,519 Jun 29, 2022 #1,438 I wondered why music was coming from my printer. Then I realised…the paper jammed. Sorry .
B Bullpit Kennel Enthusiast Joined Apr 4, 2016 Messages 1,050 Reaction score 1,289 Jun 29, 2022 #1,439 What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey!
B Bullpit Kennel Enthusiast Joined Apr 4, 2016 Messages 1,050 Reaction score 1,289 Jun 29, 2022 #1,440 I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing.