Dad jokes

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane.

I can't see it taking off.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.

More on this after the break.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy.

At least that's what she said in her diary.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[BlackJackBulldog]

 

[SARGE]

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Top of the muffin to you!

 

[SARGE]

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I love that dog

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Alan79]

Aldi are selling humpty dumpty toys right now. It's really exciting as they're also selling Aldi kings horses and Aldi kings men.

 

[DinkumDog]

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@Rodzilla on trial .

 

[DinkumDog]

 

[Shire Dog]

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God that’s terrible sorry

 

[DinkumDog]

God that’s terrible sorry

That’s why it’s in the ‘really bad jokes’ thread SD.
I’m a literal person .

 

[Shire Dog]

That’s why it’s in the ‘really bad jokes’ thread SD.
I’m a literal person .

My apologies I thought we were in a different thread lol
Actually pretty good DD keep up the good work a man of many talents.

 

[DinkumDog]

My apologies I thought we were in a different thread lol
Actually pretty good DD keep up the good work a man of many talents.

The first reaction is usually the correct one SD.
No need to grovel .

 

[Shire Dog]

The first reaction is usually the correct one SD.
No need to grovel .

It was only a tiny grovel at best lol