Really bad jokes

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I suspect they'd be into pegging too

 

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[Grunthos]

What's brown and sticky?


A brown stick...

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

So many people are too judgemental these days.

I can tell just by looking at them.

 

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I tried shipping a Bon Jovi album to my cousin for Christmas but it hasn’t been delivered.

The tracking report keeps saying “oh, it’s halfway there”.

 

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I got called pretty today.

...well, actually, the full statement was "you're pretty annoying", but I only focus on positive things.

 

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[Bulldog Wrestler]

This New Year's Eve, remember to poop before midnight...

You don't want to be carrying the same shit into the next year.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.

I said it must be my weekend immune system.

 

[Mr 95%]

I was walking down the street in the city one day.. and saw a bactrian camel..well I’m sure she was..she had a camel toe and two humps!