Bought a friend a candle extinguisher. He was de-lighted.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 13, 2021 #921 Bought a friend a candle extinguisher. He was de-lighted.
flamebouyant Kennel Legend Joined Sep 27, 2016 Messages 10,082 Reaction score 14,925 Nov 13, 2021 #922 Whats the most surprising thing about covid? Its the only thing to have ever come out of china that lasted more then a year.
Whats the most surprising thing about covid? Its the only thing to have ever come out of china that lasted more then a year.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 13, 2021 #923 Just bought a book called 101 Ways to Get Glue Off Your Hands It's dreadful, but I can't put it down!
Just bought a book called 101 Ways to Get Glue Off Your Hands It's dreadful, but I can't put it down!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 13, 2021 #924 A friend of mine kept annoying me with puns about birds. But I taught him Toucan play that game!
BlackJackBulldog Kennel Enthusiast Gilded Joined Mar 14, 2019 Messages 1,186 Reaction score 4,520 Nov 13, 2021 #925
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 13, 2021 #926 How do you spot a secret agent? Give him measles.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 13, 2021 #927 A friend met his girlfriend at a local summer village festival. It was fete.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 14, 2021 #928 When I get in to work I immediately hide. Good employees are hard to find.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 17, 2021 #929 Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 17, 2021 #930 I put my phone under my pillow last night. When I woke up it was gone and there was a $1 coin in it's place. It was the Bluetooth Fairy!
I put my phone under my pillow last night. When I woke up it was gone and there was a $1 coin in it's place. It was the Bluetooth Fairy!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 17, 2021 #931 I went to see my dentist the other day but she was on holiday. There was a locum filling in.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 20, 2021 #932 Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute. But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute. But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Sandra's Bollocks Est. 1979 Joined Feb 4, 2008 Messages 8,835 Reaction score 8,314 Nov 21, 2021 #933 Have you heard about the blind gigolo? He was really bad in bed but great at lip reading.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 23, 2021 #934 Did you hear about the T-rex who sells guns? He's a small arms dealer.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 23, 2021 #935 What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 23, 2021 #936 I accidently drank a bottle of disappearing ink. Now I'm sitting in the ER waiting to be seen.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 24, 2021 #937 As I looked at my naked body in the mirror... I realised that I was going to get kicked out of IKEA.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 24, 2021 #938 I told my doctor "yoga is the best antidepressant available". "Sounds like a bit of a stretch", he replied.
I told my doctor "yoga is the best antidepressant available". "Sounds like a bit of a stretch", he replied.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,210 Reaction score 98,962 Nov 25, 2021 #939 I ordered a Thesaurus recently, when it arrived all the pages were blank I have no words to describe my anger
I ordered a Thesaurus recently, when it arrived all the pages were blank I have no words to describe my anger
DinkumDog Kennel Immortal 2 x Gilded Joined May 15, 2017 Messages 22,950 Reaction score 42,315 Nov 26, 2021 #940