Dad jokes

[Bulldog Wrestler]

How much does a Pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

I cut my finger cutting cheese.

I know it may be a cheesy story, but I feel grate now.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

I broke my finger at work today.

On the other hand I'm completely fine.

 

[Bob dog]

City boy goes to his uncles farm for a week and after the first day his uncle said if you are bored why don't you take the dogs and go shooting down the back forest ?
City boy says no worries uncle sounds good and he takes the dogs and gun down the back forest.
Twenty minutes later he comes back to the farm and says that was mad uncle, do you have any more dogs?

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.

I told him that's the last thing I need.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Had an excellent meal last night at this cosy little Christian restaurant near us called "The Lord Giveth".

They also do takeaways...

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet.

I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.

 

[Rodzilla]

i once asked the producers of married at first sight to use me as a practical joke

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

I asked my wife when her birthday was. She said, March First.

So I walked around the room and asked again.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

What do you call a haunted chicken?

A poultry-geist.

 

[Bazildog]

What do you call a haunted chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Are you locked up in a room somewhere??

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Are you locked up in a room somewhere??

Cooped

 

[Smartseal]

Are you locked up in a room somewhere??

Cooped

I'm just wondering when the national tour will be announced, can't miss out on tickets

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Getting my drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.

But it’s definitely up there.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers.

But in the end he went with plan Bee.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

I have a fear of speed bumps.

But I am slowly getting over it.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Apparently 30% of owners let their pet sleep in their bed.

I tried it and my goldfish died.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

What do you call a boat full of buddies?

A friend-ship.