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DinkumDog

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Reminds me of the two senior citizen mates having breakfast in the retirement home:

‘I dunno Cyril. Last night Cindy and I got the kit off, stared at each other and said ‘Fuck you!’ back and forth for 5 minutes - and - nothing’. I have to say, I don’t think much of that oral sex’

You’re welcome :-).
 

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I made two awesome jokes to my wife at the farmers markets this morning.

Passing the mushroom vendor (yes, there is a dude just selling different types of mushroom): hey, we should take him out for a beer, I bet he's a really fungi!

Then a minute later going past the German sausage guy: I'd stay away from that bloke, I hear he's the wurst.

I enjoyed it, anyway...
 
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