Dad jokes

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up.
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students here!"
Little Johnny stands up.
Teacher: "Oh Johnny, you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

 

[Dogmonster]

We're resigning Darren Britt.

 

[DinkumDog]

We're resigning Darren Britt.

You mean Dean?
Darren’s getting on a bit…

 

[Shire Dog]

You mean Dean?
Darren’s getting on a bit…

Poor old Darren is resting up

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!

 

[DinkumDog]

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!

Or the Mexican with twin sons…
Jose and Hose B .

 

[Ripley]

The world’s shortest joke:

Dwarf shortage.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
"Robin, get in the car."

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[DinkumDog]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[BlackJackBulldog]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[CroydonDog]

Bono and the Edge walk into a bar.

Barman says: not you two again!