Dad jokes

[DinkumDog]

Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? ‘Dam’…

You’re welcome .

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Kung fu man]

A blonde female is speeding down the hume highway when she gets pulled over by a gorgeous blonde highway patrol cop , the highway patrol officer askes to see her license, after rummaging around in her handbag for what seemed liked an eternity she gets all flustered and says i cant find it, what does it look like, the gorgeous cop says to her its a small rectangular thingy with your picture on it!. After some more rummaging she pulls out her compact mirror looks into it and says oh here it is!, the cop takes it looks into it and says oh i didnt realise you were a highway cop too ! your free to go!

 

[DinkumDog]

‘Can I help you?’

‘Yes, a room for two knights please’

You’re welcome .

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste, mostly.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

 

[JOHNY BULLDOG]

Sorry lady Doggies

 

[DinkumDog]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bazildog]

 

[Bazildog]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[BlackJackBulldog]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

...after while, crocodile.

 

[DinkumDog]

I went to a beekeeper to buy 12 bees.
He gave me 13.
I said 'You gave me one extra'.
He said: 'That's a freebie'.

You're welcome .

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was out standing in his field!