Dad jokes

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

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[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

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[Grunthos]

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Ill one-up you.

 

[Grunthos]

Once upon a time there was a beautiful, sweet young blond
that often pondered long and hard as to why she only
had three sisters whereas her brother had four...

 

[Grunthos]

Mine Clearance for Dummies.

Chapter one.
First, carefully probe for a mine...​

 

[Grunthos]

"If you love something, let it go...."

Then move, change your name,
and have plastic surgery.

 

[KambahOne]

A husband charges into the house - "Great news honey I have won the lotto, pack for a long holiday", The wife says "Should I pack for cold or hot weather", The husband says "pack it all just get the fark out".

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

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[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

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[dogluva]

 

[DinkumDog]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[DinkumDog]

What do Winnie The Pooh and Alexander The Great have in common?

The same middle name.

Sorry .

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!