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oldpuppy

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This guy had a head the size of a peanut.
An onlooker asked him what happened.
The guy responds that he was stranded in an island and found a bottle and he opened it and a sexy genie popped out.
She granted him one wish.
He wished that she have crazy sex with him .
Genie was angry as this was strictly forbidden. She broke genie protocal and told him his next wish will definitely be final and not to ask for anything that involves a root.
He then asked *how about a little head then*
 
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This guy had a head the size of a peanut.
An onlooker asked him what happened.
The guy responds that he was stranded in an island and found a bottle and he opened it and a sexy genie popped out.
She granted him one wish.
He wished that she have crazy sex with him .
Genie was angry as this was strictly forbidden. She broke genie protocal and told him his next wish will definitely be final and not to ask for anything that involves a root.
He then asked *how about a little head then*
tough crowd here. this was good fricken joke lol

people forgotten what getting head is :grinning:
 

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What’s pink and rusty?











Madeline Mccans bike
 

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A bear and a rabbit were chucky a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit "do you have problems with shit getting stuck on your fur?" The rabbit replied "no". So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.
Bro that’s a fantastic joke :tearsofjoy: it don’t belong anywhere near this thread but thanks for the giggle!
 
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