Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 4, 2023 #2,681
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 4, 2023 #2,682 My wife is leaving me because I'm going bald. I'm not bothered, it's hair loss.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 4, 2023 #2,683 You gotta hand it to short people. Because they can't reach it on their own.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 4, 2023 #2,684 What do you call a dead magician? An abracadaver.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 4, 2023 #2,685 Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 5, 2023 #2,686 I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 5, 2023 #2,687 I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.
I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 5, 2023 #2,688 It's a disgrace that gingerbread men… ...are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 5, 2023 #2,689 As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy. I’m galactose intolerant.
As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy. I’m galactose intolerant.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 6, 2023 #2,690 A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6. I told him kindergarten.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 6, 2023 #2,691 Wife: I'm pregnant. Me: Hi pregnant, I'm dad! Wife: No, you're not.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 6, 2023 #2,692 My new girlfriend told me I'm terrible in bed. I told her it's unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute.
My new girlfriend told me I'm terrible in bed. I told her it's unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 6, 2023 #2,693 I asked my smart phone what to do when I feel sleepy in the middle of the day. It turns out there’s a nap for that!
I asked my smart phone what to do when I feel sleepy in the middle of the day. It turns out there’s a nap for that!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 6, 2023 #2,694 My dad quit his job to pursue his dream in archeology. His career is now in ruins.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 7, 2023 #2,695 Last night I dreamt in colour, But then I woke up and realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Last night I dreamt in colour, But then I woke up and realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 7, 2023 #2,696 My friend recently quit his job to pursue a career in miming. I haven’t heard from him since.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 7, 2023 #2,697 I went to the pub with a boxer. But he’s just a lightweight.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 7, 2023 #2,698 I just learned the medical name for Viagra. Mycoxaflopin.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,258 Reaction score 99,040 Jun 7, 2023 #2,699 I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said: “How about walking through the room naked?”
Smartseal Kennel Participant Joined Oct 11, 2017 Messages 334 Reaction score 760 Jun 8, 2023 #2,700 Bulldog Wrestler said: I just learned the medical name for Viagra. Mycoxaflopin. Click to expand... I actually thought it was "Dixaphillin"
Bulldog Wrestler said: I just learned the medical name for Viagra. Mycoxaflopin. Click to expand... I actually thought it was "Dixaphillin"