Just been for my prostate exam. Got the thumbs up.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 13, 2023 #2,561 Just been for my prostate exam. Got the thumbs up.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 13, 2023 #2,562 What do you call a deceased Finnish man? Finnished.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 13, 2023 #2,563 What do you call an angry counsellor? A therapissed.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 14, 2023 #2,564 What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 14, 2023 #2,565 When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called... 'T. Hanks - For the Memories'.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 14, 2023 #2,566 Kim Jong Un uses body doubles as part of his security team… They’re named Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois.
Kim Jong Un uses body doubles as part of his security team… They’re named Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 14, 2023 #2,567 I sent my hearing aids for repairing last week. Haven't heard anything since.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 14, 2023 #2,568 I'm not sure what shocked my mailman more. The fact that I came to the door completely naked, or the fact that I knew where he lived.
I'm not sure what shocked my mailman more. The fact that I came to the door completely naked, or the fact that I knew where he lived.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 14, 2023 #2,569 There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant Teen.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 14, 2023 #2,570 What do you call men who make "Women belong in the kitchen" jokes? Single.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 14, 2023 #2,571 At the age of 65 my Grandma started walking 10 kilometers a day. She’s 92 now and we have no idea where she is.
At the age of 65 my Grandma started walking 10 kilometers a day. She’s 92 now and we have no idea where she is.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 15, 2023 #2,572
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 15, 2023 #2,573
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 15, 2023 #2,574 What do you call a Magician who's lost his magic? Ian.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 15, 2023 #2,575 Someone asked my Grandad what he still found attractive about my Grandma. He said “Her teeth are like stars” They come out at night.
Someone asked my Grandad what he still found attractive about my Grandma. He said “Her teeth are like stars” They come out at night.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 16, 2023 #2,576 It’s a shame nothing is built in Australia anymore. I just bought a TV and it said, “Built in Antenna”. To be perfectly honest... I don’t even know where that is!
It’s a shame nothing is built in Australia anymore. I just bought a TV and it said, “Built in Antenna”. To be perfectly honest... I don’t even know where that is!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 16, 2023 #2,577 I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said: "Earth." That meant the world to me.
I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said: "Earth." That meant the world to me.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 16, 2023 #2,578 “Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife. She said, “Wear your own then.”
“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife. She said, “Wear your own then.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 16, 2023 #2,579 How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 48,832 Reaction score 97,556 May 17, 2023 #2,580 What do you call a horny square? An erectangle.