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To the person who stole my selfie stick...

You need to take a long look at yourself.
 

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My wife says I'm getting fat, but in my defence...

I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
 

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I've opened a gym, where the instructors would go from door to door, to tell people about the benefits of joining it.

I’ve named it Jehovah’s Fitness
 

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My mum was a radiologist and met my dad when he came in for an X-Ray...

I always wondered what she saw in him...
 

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Yesterday I went rock climbing and the guy above me kept farting.

It was by far the worst ass scent I’ve ever had to deal with.
 

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There's supposed to be a new time travel movie coming out next year.

It was pretty good.
 
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