BlackJackBulldog Kennel Enthusiast Gilded Joined Mar 14, 2019 Messages 1,168 Reaction score 4,441 Feb 1, 2023 #2,101
Cryptic Ghost Sharmooderator Joined Jul 21, 2007 Messages 849 Reaction score 1,895 Feb 1, 2023 #2,102 .
Alan79 Kennel Legend Joined Mar 10, 2007 Messages 13,201 Reaction score 18,947 Feb 2, 2023 #2,103 Cryptic Ghost said: .View attachment 64637 Click to expand... Clue please. Never mind.
Mr 95% Kennel Immortal Gilded Joined Apr 13, 2013 Messages 22,161 Reaction score 22,880 Feb 3, 2023 #2,104 Bulldog Wrestler said: Just read that by law you have to turn your headlights on when it’s raining in Sweden How am I meant to know when it’s raining in Sweden? Click to expand... Google!
Bulldog Wrestler said: Just read that by law you have to turn your headlights on when it’s raining in Sweden How am I meant to know when it’s raining in Sweden? Click to expand... Google!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 3, 2023 #2,105 So the Doctor handed me a cup and said: “urinate”. I said: “Thanks, thought I was a 6/10 at best.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 3, 2023 #2,106 A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 3, 2023 #2,107 Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 3, 2023 #2,108 My wife tells me I have 2 major faults. I don't listen - and something else.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 3, 2023 #2,109 My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So I bought her a candle.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 3, 2023 #2,110 My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. l've lived here for 235 years and not noticed anything strange.
My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. l've lived here for 235 years and not noticed anything strange.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 3, 2023 #2,111
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 3, 2023 #2,112
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 4, 2023 #2,113 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 4, 2023 #2,114 I went to a psychic. I knocked on her front door. She yelled: "Who is it?" So I left.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 4, 2023 #2,115 I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps… He gave me a blank stair.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 4, 2023 #2,116 I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It's just... Soda pressing.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 4, 2023 #2,117
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 5, 2023 #2,118 I told my girlfriend she painted her eyebrows on too high... She looked surprised!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 5, 2023 #2,119 The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 47,785 Reaction score 93,057 Feb 5, 2023 #2,120 My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.” Me: "That makes two of us…”
My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.” Me: "That makes two of us…”