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So the Doctor handed me a cup and said: “urinate”.

I said: “Thanks, thought I was a 6/10 at best.”
 

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My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it.

So I bought her a candle.
 

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The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
 

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My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”

Me: "That makes two of us…”
 
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