Rating the players so far this Season

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So i thought i should Rate all the 26 players to play First Grade this season....

1.Brett Morris- 7.5/10

When he is playing, we look so much Dangerous in Attack with him at the back. Season been Hamppered by injurie but is back and will hopefully help us Sharpen up our Attack.

2.Curtis Rona-8/10

Our most useful buy of the year, in terms of Games (compared to Bmoz).Try scoring machine who knows how to find the try line and has created a nice Combination with Jmoz.

3.Josh Morris-7/10

Been playing better than last year and without any injuries has created a great left side attack with Rona and Frankie that can score points.

4.Tim Lafai- 4.5/10

Compared to last year has became one of the best centres to one of the worst. Put on a bit of weight and lost his step, i believe he needs a game or 2 in NSW cup to find his form.

5.Sam Perrett-6/10

Got us to a Grand Final last year at fullback but was no where near as good a Bmoz is now. Started the season on the wing and played ok but at fullback he Frustrated me and probley all fans, but i don't mind him on the Wing.

6.Moses Mbye-7.5/10

Been our best Half all year, still learning but with some development to become a Halfback him and Reynolds could create a great combination.

7.Trent Hodkinson-5.5/10

Bad legs what else can i say can tackle but can't attack and control a team.

8.Aiden Tolman-7.5/10

May annoy with his settlers but has been one of our best and for a prop to play Three 80 minutes games is a lot.

9.Michael Lichaa-6.5/10

A new addition to the team, still learning our style of play and how to play the full 80 minutes.

10.James Graham-6.5/10

Our captain for the year, season been Hampered by Injured, suspension and a bit of bad luck

11.Frank Prichard- 8.5/10

For his last year at the club he has played his best footy, been one of the best players and will always be remember by the fans, hopefully we can send him out with a Grade Final win.

12.Josh Jackson-7.5/10

A great player who has been solid all year and has had his State of Origin Debut.Edit-Should have gotten a Ten out of Ten for the tackle on the Milk-Man

13.Greg Eastwood-7.5/10

The Beast has done his job nothing Flashy but still playing well.Always good for a laugh with his kicks.

14.Sam Kasiano- 7/10

He proved against the Dragons that on his day he can tear a team apart with his skill and him running straight and hard.

15.David Klemmer-8/10

Been great so far this year, had his break out year with us and NSW still got a long way to go this year so he should keep his head out the Media.

16.Shaun Lane-7.5/10

Only played a handful of games so far this year but looks like his at home and could take Tony Williams spot next year.

17.Josh Reynolds-7/10

Been out of favour this year so far but he proved in some games if he can keep his cool he can play great Attacking footy.

18.Tim Brown-6/10

So far this year he has done his job in coming on and proving some impact but still gives away Stupid penalties.

19.Lloyd Perrett-6/10

So far he has been solid coming on doing his job, needs to fix his Defence and learn to stop giving penalties.

20.Antonino Kaufusi-5.5

He was brought over to provide some Experience but has been nothing more than a back up player.

21.Tony Williams-6/10

What happened to TREX so far this year he has gotten injured and done nothing else.

22.Herman Ese'ese-5.5/10

Has only played one game this season but showed promising signs but was introuble outside of Football.

23.Danny Fualalo-6/10

A young player who has played a couple of games so far this year, showing some promising signs.

24.Chase Stanley-6/10

A good back up player who has played alright so far and has been lucky he hasn't got injured this year.

25.Corey Thompson-6/10

I love him but he has had some shockers so far this year, a ok back up player that gives his all when he is needed.

26.Tyrone Phillips-6.5

Played one game so far and didn't do anything special or anything bad, been in great form in NSW cup.
 
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I think you have overrated most players tbh. But then again i would have most players at least 1/2 a rating lower.
 

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Shaun Lane : 9/10 mate
 

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all shit until we win a comp lol
 

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Kaufusi 0.5
Lafai 1
Hodko 1.25
Eastwood 8
 

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Crafterchef is gonna give us a brutal review of the desmonds who have had a crack this year.

1. Brett Morris: 6/10 - Played more games for NSW than for us. Gets an invisible 7 because Crafterchef ****in' loves him.

2. Curtis Rona: 7/10 - Big **** does things Bulldogs wingers never do.. Scores tries. Needs to get more involved.

3. Josh Morris: 7/10 - Looked like Ponting after a few at the Launceston Hotel on the weekend. Goes hard.

4. Tim Lafai: 4/10 - His missus gets an 8/10. Crafterchef wants his daughter to breed with Baby Laf for best looking grandkids.

5. Sam Perrett: 6/10 - Songbird of our generation.. Bulldogs winger of last generation.

6. Josh Reynolds: 5/10 - He's a bunger just waiting to blow a whole through the bottom of a sleepy cunce doona cover.

7. Trent Hodkinson: 5/10 - Man dime. Average footballer.

8. Aiden Tolman: 8/10 - 4th tackle specialist. Plays 80. Odds on favourite to win POTY.

9. Michael Lichaa: 7/10 - Needs to up his grub levels. He does that, Crafterchef gives him a ****in' 7.5.

10. James Graham: 5/10 - The leader.. Of the rehab group. Will probably punch a 10/10 out of Crafterchef by seasons end.

11. Josh Jackson: 7/10 - The human version of Dugtrio. Crafterchef loves Pokemon.

12. Frank Pritchard: 8/10 - Big. Dark. Sexy AF. Instagram game is on point, as is his footy this season. ****in' flyin'.

13. Greg Eastwood: 7/10 - Human fridge. Chip kicks and smashes cunce. Crafterchef favourite.

14. Sam Kasiano: 6/10 - Big fat **** ate Crafterchef out of house and home. Runs hard. Tits for hands.

15. Tim Browne: 6/10 - Human terminater f*cked everything first touch for about 6 weeks straight. Then got sent to Dinneyland by the Friz. Goes hard.

16. David Klemmer: 7/10 - Big angry hard ****. Needs to rub deepheat into that melon and quit playing for NSW.

17. Moses Mbye: 6/10 - Crafterchef doesn't believe the hype.. Yet. Still the best thing the Bible has produced.

18. Shaun Lane: 7/10 - Child in a mutant body. Little bit suspect in D sometimes but gets a pass because no ones brain can get messages to those long limbs quick enough.

19. Tony Williams: 4/10 - Dorothy was back then tore his tit trying to reach for Des' bitty.

20. Antonio Kaufusi: 4/10 - Crafterchef thought this bloke had Space Jammed the 2006 Asotasi's talent once upon a time. Crafterchef quit cones very shortly after.

21. Lloyd Perrett: 5/10 - Plays the role Des wants him to. Better than he's allowed to show. Massive ****in' head.

22. Chase Stanley: 4/10 - Glass Stanley done a whole lot of nothing. Will look good in the Cronulla rehab group next season.

23. Corey Thompson: 5/10 - Prototype Bulldogs winger. Crafterchef farted in the kitchen once and blew Corey over the sideline.

24. Danny Fualalo: 4/10 - Crafterchef still knows nothing about this bloke. Looks like an overcooked Lebo.

25. Herman Ese'ese: 4/10 - Ran the f*ck over some Manly desmonds. Gets a point for every run he's had in first grade.

26. Tyrone Phillips: 4/10 - Scored a million tries in NSW Cup. Threw a ball at a touch judge. Got scared by Big Papa and dropped the ball v Raiders.
 

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Mitch Connor is making a case for all my KOTY votes just on that post alone - lovely work
 

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Mitch Connor is making a case for all my KOTY votes just on that post alone - lovely work
Agreed!
Epically entertaining. Kudos Mitch!!

FAVE; "13. Greg Eastwood: 7/10 - Human fridge. Chip kicks and smashes cunce. Crafterchef favourite."

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1.Brett Morris- 7/10

2.Curtis Rona-8/10

3.Josh Morris-6.5/10

4.Tim Lafai- 4/10

5.Sam Perrett-6/10

6.Moses Mbye-7/10

7.Trent Hodkinson-5.5/10

8.Aiden Tolman-6/10

9.Michael Lichaa-6.5/10

10.James Graham-6.5/10

11.Frank Prichard- 8.5/10

12.Josh Jackson-7.5/10

13.Greg Eastwood-7.5/10

14.Sam Kasiano- 6.5/10

15.David Klemmer-8/10

16.Shaun Lane-7.5/10

17.Josh Reynolds-6/10
 

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Crafterchef is gonna give us a brutal review of the desmonds who have had a crack this year.

1. Brett Morris: 6/10 - Played more games for NSW than for us. Gets an invisible 7 because Crafterchef ****in' loves him.

2. Curtis Rona: 7/10 - Big **** does things Bulldogs wingers never do.. Scores tries. Needs to get more involved.

3. Josh Morris: 7/10 - Looked like Ponting after a few at the Launceston Hotel on the weekend. Goes hard.

4. Tim Lafai: 4/10 - His missus gets an 8/10. Crafterchef wants his daughter to breed with Baby Laf for best looking grandkids.

5. Sam Perrett: 6/10 - Songbird of our generation.. Bulldogs winger of last generation.

6. Josh Reynolds: 5/10 - He's a bunger just waiting to blow a whole through the bottom of a sleepy cunce doona cover.

7. Trent Hodkinson: 5/10 - Man dime. Average footballer.

8. Aiden Tolman: 8/10 - 4th tackle specialist. Plays 80. Odds on favourite to win POTY.

9. Michael Lichaa: 7/10 - Needs to up his grub levels. He does that, Crafterchef gives him a ****in' 7.5.

10. James Graham: 5/10 - The leader.. Of the rehab group. Will probably punch a 10/10 out of Crafterchef by seasons end.

11. Josh Jackson: 7/10 - The human version of Dugtrio. Crafterchef loves Pokemon.

12. Frank Pritchard: 8/10 - Big. Dark. Sexy AF. Instagram game is on point, as is his footy this season. ****in' flyin'.

13. Greg Eastwood: 7/10 - Human fridge. Chip kicks and smashes cunce. Crafterchef favourite.

14. Sam Kasiano: 6/10 - Big fat **** ate Crafterchef out of house and home. Runs hard. Tits for hands.

15. Tim Browne: 6/10 - Human terminater f*cked everything first touch for about 6 weeks straight. Then got sent to Dinneyland by the Friz. Goes hard.

16. David Klemmer: 7/10 - Big angry hard ****. Needs to rub deepheat into that melon and quit playing for NSW.

17. Moses Mbye: 6/10 - Crafterchef doesn't believe the hype.. Yet. Still the best thing the Bible has produced.

18. Shaun Lane: 7/10 - Child in a mutant body. Little bit suspect in D sometimes but gets a pass because no ones brain can get messages to those long limbs quick enough.

19. Tony Williams: 4/10 - Dorothy was back then tore his tit trying to reach for Des' bitty.

20. Antonio Kaufusi: 4/10 - Crafterchef thought this bloke had Space Jammed the 2006 Asotasi's talent once upon a time. Crafterchef quit cones very shortly after.

21. Lloyd Perrett: 5/10 - Plays the role Des wants him to. Better than he's allowed to show. Massive ****in' head.

22. Chase Stanley: 4/10 - Glass Stanley done a whole lot of nothing. Will look good in the Cronulla rehab group next season.

23. Corey Thompson: 5/10 - Prototype Bulldogs winger. Crafterchef farted in the kitchen once and blew Corey over the sideline.

24. Danny Fualalo: 4/10 - Crafterchef still knows nothing about this bloke. Looks like an overcooked Lebo.

25. Herman Ese'ese: 4/10 - Ran the f*ck over some Manly desmonds. Gets a point for every run he's had in first grade.

26. Tyrone Phillips: 4/10 - Scored a million tries in NSW Cup. Threw a ball at a touch judge. Got scared by Big Papa and dropped the ball v Raiders.
 

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Amazing how every single one of you made the same mistake in your lists. You're all missing the minus symbol in front of Williams scores..
 
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