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[Mr Invisible]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Told you it was worth it LOL

It also explains Assmans reaction.

 

[Wahesh]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Told you it was worth it LOL

It also explains Assmans reaction.

Worth it? Bro that was not worth the 3 or 4 mb of data I wasted watching that shit. I cannot UN-SEE WHAT I SAW.


FUCK ME DEAD I CAN STILL SEE THAT CREATURES WITCH-LIKE NOSE MOVING FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE A FUCKEN CHICKEN ANEMOMETER

 

[Mr Invisible]

Worth it? Bro that was not worth the 3 or 4 mb of data I wasted watching that shit. I cannot UN-SEE WHAT I SAW.
FUCK ME DEAD I CAN STILL SEE THAT CREATURES WITCH-LIKE NOSE MOVING FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE A FUCKEN CHICKEN ANEMOMETER

You should be thanking me... now you have a solution for awkward work boners!!

 

[Wahesh]

You should be thanking me... now you have a solution for awkward work boners!!

We considering that I'm not sitting near chomp anymore it might come in handy.

 

[Mr 95%]

Here's one for you @Wahesh...

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sA6DB_1530674919

If you want to keep the dream alive stop just before the half way mark when it turns around.

So that’s what happens a few years after you get a heart transplant.. @ASSASSIN get those tights and dancing shoes out my man!!

 

[Mr 95%]

@Wahesh So what’s happening with the new girl at work?

It’s obvious that you’ve got that special feeling..

 

[Wahesh]

@Wahesh So what’s happening with the new girl at work?

It’s obvious that you’ve got that special feeling..

Nothing's happening bro - @Nasheed dogged me and the rest of the Kennel, so I have no idea what to do. I need that curry muncha to help me woo a HOT curry muncha.

Hot curry muncha
Hot curry muncha?
HOT CURRY MUNCHA???

Talk about words you never think you'll ever say...

 

[Mr Invisible]

If she hasn't shown interest by now (on her side), chances are she is in the arms of another.

If shes Fijian Indian a bog standard Indian or Paki won't help as the cultures are hugely different.

 

[Wahesh]

If she hasn't shown interest by now (on her side), chances are she is in the arms of another.

If shes Fijian Indian a bog standard Indian or Paki won't help as the cultures are hugely different.

Well I think I'll be rubbing this one out of my books. On Friday I happened to be on the other side of the door as her - and she was with the team leader. So being the gentlemen I am, I opened up and held the door for them. The team leader smiles at me and says thank you. Then she walks in, eyes looking straight ahead, does not look, smile or even say thank you. It's as if I wasn't there and the door magically opened up for her without the need for anyone or anything to be acknowledged.

She's missed her chance! If you take your PMS frustrations out by being a snob, you haven't done yourself any favors with me.

Toodles!

 

[The DoggFather]

Well I think I'll be rubbing this one out of my books. On Friday I happened to be on the other side of the door as her - and she was with the team leader. So being the gentlemen I am, I opened up and held the door for them. The team leader smiles at me and says thank you. Then she walks in, eyes looking straight ahead, does not look, smile or even say thank you. It's as if I wasn't there and the door magically opened up for her without the need for anyone or anything to be acknowledged.

She's missed her chance! If you take your PMS frustrations out by being a snob, you haven't done yourself any favors with me.

Toodles!

Sounds like an entitled bitch to me. It's not hard even to mumble a quick "thanks". Scrap the mutt bro.

 

[Wahesh]

Sounds like an entitled bitch to me. It's not hard even to mumble a quick "thanks". Scrap the mutt bro.

It's even less hard to smile. I couldn't even get that out of her.

I reckon chicks act like this to get you to want them more. Me? I dump dem bitch's

 

[Wahesh]

If she hasn't shown interest by now (on her side), chances are she is in the arms of another.

If shes Fijian Indian a bog standard Indian or Paki won't help as the cultures are hugely different.

That's ok bro. She's probably not marriage material for me anyway. Yesterday I had chilli cheese chips for lunch at Oporto. That shit nearly smoked me to death. I got no idea how I'll handle the spicy curry every night that she serves up!

 

[The DoggFather]

It's even less hard to smile. I couldn't even get that out of her.

I reckon chicks act like this to get you to want them more. Me? I dump dem bitch's

Just treat people the way they treat you, give them a taste of their own medicine.

 

[Mr 95%]

Well I think I'll be rubbing this one out of my books. On Friday I happened to be on the other side of the door as her - and she was with the team leader. So being the gentlemen I am, I opened up and held the door for them. The team leader smiles at me and says thank you. Then she walks in, eyes looking straight ahead, does not look, smile or even say thank you. It's as if I wasn't there and the door magically opened up for her without the need for anyone or anything to be acknowledged.

She's missed her chance! If you take your PMS frustrations out by being a snob, you haven't done yourself any favors with me.

Toodles!

Move along.. plenty more women to meet.. Rudeness ain’t nice..

 

[Mr Invisible]

she was with the team leader. So being the gentlemen I am, I opened up and held the door for them. The team leader smiles at me and says thank you. Then she walks in, eyes looking straight ahead, does not look, smile or even say thank you. It's as if I wasn't there and the door magically opened up for her without the need for anyone or anything to be acknowledged.

She was probably getting told "it's not working out, pack up your desk and work out your two weeks notice".

 

[Wahesh]

She was probably getting told "it's not working out, pack up your desk and work out your two weeks notice".

Shit. That would've been the perfect time to smog her then. The perfect parting gift

 

[Wahesh]

If she hasn't shown interest by now (on her side), chances are she is in the arms of another.

If shes Fijian Indian a bog standard Indian or Paki won't help as the cultures are hugely different.

So @Mr Invisible after months of investigating, I've found out that the reason this particular Indian babe hasn't shown interest in me is because she is indeed off the market. Apparently she likes curry over makanek (google if you don't know what that is). However as of late, as in the last 2 weeks, she's gone from being a complete and utter snob to someone who actually acknowledges my existence and has warmed up to me and actively talks to me without me having to be the conversation starter. In fact, just this morning we had a meeting, and this goddess sat NEXT TO ME (not the other way around) and crossed her legs revealing those juicy Indian thighs of hers

Oh I can only hope her marriage is on the rocks so she can take me off the rebound and abuse me like the piece of meat I am

 

[south of heaven]

So @Mr Invisible after months of investigating, I've found out that the reason this particular Indian babe hasn't shown interest in me is because she is indeed off the market. Apparently she likes curry over makanek (google if you don't know what that is). However as of late, as in the last 2 weeks, she's gone from being a complete and utter snob to someone who actually acknowledges my existence and has warmed up to me and actively talks to me without me having to be the conversation starter. In fact, just this morning we had a meeting, and this goddess sat NEXT TO ME (not the other way around) and crossed her legs revealing those juicy Indian thighs of hers

Oh I can only hope her marriage is on the rocks so she can take me off the rebound and abuse me like the piece of meat I am

But now your makanek is primed to dip it her chutney and cover her saag with your mint sauce

 

[Wahesh]

But now your makanek is primed to dip it her chutney and cover her saag with your mint sauce

LMAO bro you have to be one of the funniest Karmichaels I've never met

 

[Mr Invisible]

this goddess sat NEXT TO ME (not the other way around) and crossed her legs revealing those juicy Indian thighs of hers.

But who is this "goddess" with juicy thighs???

https://imgur.com/a/4MjwOop

 

[south of heaven]

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But who is this "goddess" with juicy thighs???

https://imgur.com/a/4MjwOop

Juice thighs looks like 2 old ciggies ,without click i bet its bruce lol

 

[south of heaven]

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But who is this "goddess" with juicy thighs???

https://imgur.com/a/4MjwOop

Juice thighs looks like 2 old ciggies ,without click i bet its bruce lol