Problem solving

[Berries]

How do you get to the cake. Go

Inb4 paying out disabled people. Fck you in advanced

 

[dogie]

mmm i am an expert as i currently have a broken leg.

easy you get on your butt and drag your legs backwards.

 

[Slippery]

Turn back around and take the elevator.

 

[MeskBrah]

you crawl up that **** mother ****er

 

[Doga]

Yell at it creating a cake avalanche

 

[Bob dog]

Hire a helicopter

 

[dogie]

is there meant to be a definitive answer berries?

 

[pillow]

put down the fork, you don't need anymore cake

 

[mikey_mtp]

Mind control the cake into my hands.

 

[BootS]

Stop being lazy and get up and walk.

 

[Berries]

is there meant to be a definitive answer berries?

nope

 

[Ghost of Dime]

man up and eat meat. cows cannot climb stairs to evade you

 

[-Kurry-]

Stephen Hawkins wouldn't have a problem, despite his wheels. He would alter gravitational patterns to make the cake float to him.