Beginning to feel certain that you are at least mildly retardedThe art of crapping on and interpolating extra words into a presentation is the key.
E.G Short version: "Today I'm presenting about Rugby League".
Crapping on version: "Ladies and Gentleman, today I will be presenting to you on the subject of the nations greatest sport. The sport of Rugby League".
Thinking back to my debating days (and god thats a long time ago) 5-7 minutes (depending on how fast you present) would be about an A4 page or two.
How many quicks should i read them?20-30 palm cards