Poem competition

[coach]

Fuck, the off season has just started and we're writing fucking poems
Actually hasn't even officially started
Fuck

 

[Wahesh]

I mix a whiskey drink
I mix a vodka drink
And when I have to pee
I use the kitchen sink

- Homer

I sing a song that reminds me of a urinating guy...

 

[Wahesh]

I learned this poem at school 20+ FUCKING years ago and I can still remember it!

Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
BY ROBERT FROST

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

I DID NOT KNOW THE FOLLOWING CONTINUATION OF IT EVEN EVEN EXISTED UNTIL NOW...

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Point Zero Eight Five
is what Greg Inglis blew.

 

[Wahesh]

Tagging @Squash the Berries! @Mr 95% and @Abu Azrael for their info.

 

[Mr 95%]

Tagging @Squash the Berries! @Mr 95% and @Abu Azrael for their info.

Info my man?

 

[Mr 95%]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Point Zero Eight Five
is what Greg Inglis blew.

Is Mr Invisible banned permanently?

 

[Wahesh]

Info my man?

Yep - you created a few of the poems in this thread in the earlier pages.

 

[Wahesh]

I’m Lebbo wog
Going for a jog
Around my home block
In tight shorts with a sock
It's quite hard to run
My gold chains weigh a ton
Grease in my hair
I slip right through the air

Run straight past two cops
Bust 'em in the chops
And jump in their car
but I wont get far
N eed my gemini,
Just one reason why?
Although the engines nice
I want my fluffy dice

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

I stooped to hold her little hand,
It made my sad heart sing.
It was the loveliest hand I'd ever held,
Four Aces and a King.

 

[Dognacious]

St George are red
Bulldogs are blue
You're gunna get the spoon
With a team made of poo

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

There was a young man named Bill,
who swallowed a nuclear pill.
The doctor said "cough", and the darn thing went off,
and they found his head in Brazil.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Ewan McGrady]

There once was a prop forward called Dylan,

Most Kennelers, he wasn’t thrillin’

Cause it seemed that Big Papi,

Was playing too Crappy,

Saw his future in reggies to fill in.

 

[Ewan McGrady]

There once was a chat called TK,

That kennelers would head to each day,

Just to vent all their hate,

Or some players to rate,

And remember good times before Rae!

 

[Ewan McGrady]

The ‘twenty two’ season ahead,

For Dogs fans will surely not dread,

With josh ado carr

And young Burton to star,

Will see us play finals instead! .

 

[Ewan McGrady]

There was a Dog’s legend called Baa

In the eighties and nineties would star,

Oh the back ups, the kicks,

He had all the tricks!

But his coaching was well over par!

 

[Ewan McGrady]

Lachlan Lewis, a pet of Dean Pay

Left many Dog’s fans in dismay,

A pretty good talker,

Met his match though in Walker

Sold a few odds and ends on eBay!

 

[Dogmonster]

Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the shitest player of them all
Why son its,
Coreyhoppaflanagonstinksonwaddlenapadooreyelliottkatoa,
There all f**ked goodbye.