Poem competition

[The DoggFather]

Sing to the tune of Barbie Girl

I'm a Lebo guy,
In my Gemini.
My name is Asha,
And I can smash ya.
You can brush my hair,
I have it everywhere.
Our destination,
Lakemba Station.

 

[Indiandog]

Sing to the tune of Barbie Girl

I'm a Lebo guy,
In my Gemini.
My name is Asha,
And I can smash ya.
You can brush my hair,
I have it everywhere.
Our destination,
Lakemba Station.

reminds me of this, lol

 

[rainman]

to Zee, or not to Zee, that is the question.

 

[Indiandog]

to Zee, or not to Zee, that is the question.

dont be so zeelous

 

[Alan79]

Zeeriously hasn't this gone on long enough.

 

[Indiandog]

Zeeriously hasn't this gone on long enough.

absolutzee!

 

[Mr Invisible]

There was once a hairy rude wog,
Who abused a bloke "indiandog".
He replied "LEAVE ME BE"
Then changed his nick to Zee.
and the rest is as shrouded as fog.

A Loganer boy called Zee,
In a 2 bedder with 9 family.
When he said to his wive,
Lets add another Five.
She rejected his plan, swiftfully.

 

[Mr 95%]

There once was a man named Mr 95%
In a wheelchair his dick got bent.
He yelled out with fear,
As his old fella disappeared.
Right up the back of his poop vent!

Ps. I guess I am the Party Pooper! Lol!

 

[Mr Invisible]

There once was a man named Mr 95%
In a wheelchair his dick got bent.
He yelled out with fear,
As his old fella disappeared.
Right up the back of his poop vent!

Ps. I guess I am the Party Pooper! Lol!

I'm trying hard to figure out exactly how this unfolded. LOL

 

[Mr 95%]

I'm trying hard to figure out exactly how this unfolded. LOL

It never 'unfolded'..hence the problem.. lol!!

 

[Indiandog]

There was once a hairy rude wog,
Who abused a bloke "indiandog".
He replied "LEAVE ME BE"
Then changed his nick to Zee.
and the rest is as shrouded as fog.

A Loganer boy called Zee,
In a 2 bedder with 9 family.
When he said to his wive,
Lets add another Five.
She rejected his plan, swiftfully.

lol, i must say this is very creative but further away from reality. lol

 

[CroydonDog]

So many posts and not one referring to a man from Nantucket.

Disappointed

 

[The DoggFather]

So many posts and not one referring to a man from Nantucket.

Disappointed

I tried to start it a page ago... lol

 

[CroydonDog]

Because it's easy to write stuff that rhymes with Zee
And it's fun
And we know you will piss your self laughing
And lots of other reasons that escape me

Pretty much all of the above.

 

[Mr 95%]

There once was a man named @Zee
Whose dick was stung by a bee
It near doubled in size
I kid you no lies
But still it was so hard to see!
Lol!

 

[rainman]

There once was a man named Mr 95%
In a wheelchair his dick got bent.
He yelled out with fear,
As his old fella disappeared.
Right up the back of his poop vent!

Ps. I guess I am the Party Pooper! Lol!

Your up yourself old mate !

 

[Mr 95%]

Your up yourself old mate !

Lol!!!

 

[Mr 95%]

There once was a man named @Mr Invisible
Who's name meant he was unseeable
In the cupboards of neighbours he'd spy
As they in their beds would lie
But his moaning meant he was hearable!

 

[Indiandog]

There once was a man named @Zee
Whose dick was stung by a bee
It near doubled in size
I kid you no lies
But still it was so hard to see!
Lol!

LMAO, Mr.95% you are so funny but a little bit sillee
I will give you an advice for free
some times it is hard to see things properlee
if you are on marijuana, hash, speed or XTC

 

[Mr 95%]

LMAO, Mr.95% you are so funny but a little but sillee
I will give you an advice for free
some times it is hard to see things properlee
if you are on marijuana, hash, speed or XTC

Lol!!