Poem competition

[Mr 95%]

I can honestly say I never have and never will watch any of those movies mentioned lol

Lol!! You are a smart man!!!

 

[Mr Invisible]

Violets are blue,
roses are red,
It's safe to shit in public toilets,
Now George Michael's dead.

 

[rainman]

There was a young man called Zee
Who's cock hung down to his knee
With balls like pumpkins
He fucked country bumpkins
As he shouted out with glee !

The end

 

[The DoggFather]

There was a young man called Zee
Who's cock hung down to his knee
With balls like pumpkins
He fucked country bumpkins
As he shouted out with glee !

The end

Bahahahahahahahahha game over, give this guy the 10k prize money

 

[Mr Invisible]

There was a young man called Zee
Who's cock hung down to his knee
With balls like pumpkins
He fucked country bumpkins
As he shouted out with glee !

The end

There was once a young man named Zee,
Who drove every day a taxi,
From 10 until Seven
Then to Seven Eleven,
To provide for his massive family

 

[Mr 95%]

There once was a man named @ASSASSIN
Who's dick was so big it was embarrassin.
Till he fixed it with a click,
Lopping two inches off his prick,
But now he can't find it for action!

 

[The DoggFather]

There once was a man named @ASSASSIN
Who's dick was so big it was embarrassin.
Till he fixed it with a click,
Lopping two inches off his prick,
But now he can't find it for action!

Bahahahahahahaa I actually lol'ed hard

 

[rainman]

The Horny Indian
By the Rainman.


There was a horny Indian from Logan
Who shagged a blonde headed bogan
Imagine the surprise when he opened his eyes
And saw he had just fucked Paul hogan

The end

 

[rainman]

There was a young Zee from Calcutta
Who fell Asleep in the gutter
The tropical sun burnt a hole in his bum
And melted his balls like butter

 

[Indiandog]

There was once a young man named Zee,
Who drove every day a taxi,
From 10 until Seven
Then to Seven Eleven,
To provide for his massive family

There was a young man called Zee
Who's cock hung down to his knee
With balls like pumpkins
He fucked country bumpkins
As he shouted out with glee !

The end

why the fuck its all about mee?!!
when there are plenty of fuckers here who can be picked on instead of zee
I'm not the only one on kennel with controversee
maybe I am the best thing since bruce lee,
Is rainman a mufti or a big boobed chick-en tandooree?
No one knows what he / she is but one thing for sure, he/she is hornee
there are lot of characters on this forum it seems
Assassin is the kennel king, Mr I is the mod power trippin, Rainman is the pussy lickin, Jacob Shade is Jay-Cee, Mr. know it all is EEE
Kennel is no.1 fan forum absolutelee , but it'd be so empty without meee

 

[rainman]

Because it's easy to write stuff that rhymes with Zee
And it's fun
And we know you will piss your self laughing
And lots of other reasons that escape me

 

[Indiandog]

Because it's easy to write stuff that rhymes with Zee
And it's fun
And we know you will piss your self laughing
And lots of other reasons that escape me

anything you type here does that to me

 

[Mr Invisible]

Written from the perspective of @ASSASSIN

A man calling from Amex named Zee,
Was determined to not leave me be,
He was a Bulldogs fan,
And an Indian Man
And whipped up a wicked cur-ry.

 

[Indiandog]

Written from the perspective of @ASSASSIN

A man calling from Amex named Zee,
Was determined to not leave me be,
He was a Bulldogs fan,
And an Indian Man
And whipped up a wicked cur-ry.

you should include these lines somewhere

and Assassin almost hung up on hee
little did he know ,
the person taking the mickee
was actually zee

 

[The DoggFather]

Hey I was fucked up on Endone lol And you sounded exactly like those call centre ***** lol

 

[Mr 95%]

There once was a guy named @Zee
Who could actually project his pee,
So in the toilet he did stray,
Showing of his majestic spray,
Right into the opening mouth of Carney!

 

[The DoggFather]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
So are my balls,
So can we just fuck already?

 

[The DoggFather]

If tequila was water,
And I were a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom
And never come up.
But tequila isn't water,
and I'm not a duck,
So just pass me a bottle,
And shut the fuck up!

 

[The DoggFather]

Roses are red,
This poem is a trick.
So get on your knees,
And suck my dick!

 

[Mr Invisible]

Roses are red,
This poem is a trick.
So get on your knees,
And suck my dick!

I feel orally violated since reading this.

Two thumbs down :P