Poem competition

[ILiveForDib]

What's sup my fellow kennel mates! Today I thought we would have a competition! Who can make the best poem on trash!

Rules!

1. No copy and pasting( haha first things you were thinking ay )

2. Has to be relevant to trash

3. Like comments that you think are the best poems

#I'mBoard

Here's my poem:

Don't call me trailer trash, though my home is mobile

with wheels that roll nowhere, I'm still somewhat global.



My abode, a rectangle, but to snicker, no need.

It is well made and solid, even comes with a deed.



It's a home, manufactured, a cozy dwelling and clean.

My warm family haven....how dare one demean.



But I am who I am and so here I reside.

Enough of this structure, look at me, me inside.



I'm ruthless and loose, toothless, beer breath.

I shoplift and swear and have a lab, meth.



I kick puppies and people, screw all of mankind

cuz trailer trash, baby is just a baaad state of mind.



Fancy cars piss me off, them tires I'll slash.

Oh what the hell--I AM trailer trash.

Btw posted this poem on a website lol. For those who are searching for ideas and see this.

 

[The DoggFather]

I know a few poems but nothing about trash.

I fucked your sister,
I fucked your cat,
Tried to fuck your mum
But the bitch was too fat.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Roses are red,
Violet are blue.
Grimace likes Cheeseburgers
and RaeRae does too.

The Bulldogs Season,
Made me want to smash
My tv remote
Cause be played like trash.

 

[The DoggFather]

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You don't know how shit you are.

 

[The DoggFather]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

 

[Mr Invisible]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Thought I was farting,
Turned out to be poo.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Peter Peter 6 foot tall,
Had 2 wives and beat them all.
Glassed the bitches 'cross their mouths,
Offered a 3 year deal with Souths.

Peter Peter hormone booster,
Signed a contract as a Rooster.
Had a whinge and said "I'm bored"
So uncle Nick gave him a Ford.

 

[Bad Billy]

I know a few poems but nothing about trash.

I fucked your sister,
I fucked your cat,
Tried to fuck your mum
But the bitch was too fat.

Pure poetry.

 

[Bad Billy]

Peter Peter 6 foot tall,
Had 2 wives and beat them all.
Glassed the bitches 'cross their mouths,
Offered a 3 year deal with Souths.

Very good.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

South Sydney Rabbitohs

 

[Mr Invisible]

South Sydney Rabbitohs

Ooooooohhh I see what you did there

 

[Boxer]

There's a bear in there
And a electric chair
People with aids throwing grenades
Open wide come inside it's gay school.

 

[Boxer]

We are blue we are white
We are fucking dynamite.

 

[Boxer]

1 2 3 fuck the referee

 

[coach]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a split personality
So do I

 

[Kaz]

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try to surprise
I could be Oscar Pistorius.

 

[DroidDog]

Ho ho...he he...i'm gonna bust your knee !!

 

[Mr 95%]

Oh what the hell..I wrote and posted this poem in The Kennel a while ago. It's sort of about Trash..well a subject that trashy magazines are always on about..alleging relationships between celebrities..This is about A rumoured romance between Russ and Mrs Burgess.. Every phrase in bold Is a Crowe movie..

A Rugby League 'Winter's Tale' of Love

Mr Crowe and Mrs Burgess, if ever we needed 'Proof',
Of love that can 'For the Moment' be found by a goof.
For two who had 'Love in Limbo' are now sharing a 'Beautiful Mind',
Together with the 'Gladiator' she has found one of a kind.

He stands tall as Souths yell "He is 'The Sum of Us', he stopped us from 'Breaking Up'"
If not for his 'Tenderness' the Rabbitohs would not have won the NRL cup.
A 'Man of Steel', he is the 'Master and Commander' of all he sees at Redfern,
If not for his 'Noah' how the Red and Myrtle would have had to burn.

A modern day 'Robin Hood', he led the club to a brighter day,
He sifted through the 'Body of Lies' and changed the 'State of Play'.
Oh he is a 'Cinderella Man' with Souths being his glass slipper ,
And now with Mrs Burgess to get 'Insider' he must be feeling a ripper.

Russell and Julie perhaps in 'The Next Three Days' will give us what we need,
That the 'Man with the Iron Fists' at Souths will let us read.
A story that will awaken 'The Quick and the Dead',
Taking away our 'Les Miserables' feelings and put us all in good stead.

 

[The DoggFather]

you must have a small penis lol

Bro I didn't write the poem lol

Plus I think you're over analysing lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Oh what the hell..I wrote and posted this poem in The Kennel a while ago. It's sort of about Trash..well a subject that trashy magazines are always on about..alleging relationships between celebrities..This is about A rumoured romance between Russ and Mrs Burgess.. Every phrase in bold Is a Crowe movie..

A Rugby League 'Winter's Tale' of Love

Mr Crowe and Mrs Burgess, if ever we needed 'Proof',
Of love that can 'For the Moment' be found by a goof.
For two who had 'Love in Limbo' are now sharing a 'Beautiful Mind',
Together with the 'Gladiator' she has found one of a kind.

He stands tall as Souths yell "He is 'The Sum of Us', he stopped us from 'Breaking Up'"
If not for his 'Tenderness' the Rabbitohs would not have won the NRL cup.
A 'Man of Steel', he is the 'Master and Commander' of all he sees at Redfern,
If not for his 'Noah' how the Red and Myrtle would have had to burn.

A modern day 'Robin Hood', he led the club to a brighter day,
He sifted through the 'Body of Lies' and changed the 'State of Play'.
Oh he is a 'Cinderella Man' with Souths being his glass slipper ,
And now with Mrs Burgess to get 'Insider' he must be feeling a ripper.

Russell and Julie perhaps in 'The Next Three Days' will give us what we need,
That the 'Man with the Iron Fists' at Souths will let us read.
A story that will awaken 'The Quick and the Dead',
Taking away our 'Les Miserables' feelings and put us all in good stead.

I can honestly say I never have and never will watch any of those movies mentioned lol