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Picking baby names

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CroydonDog, Dec 28, 2017.

  1. Hacky McAxe

    Hacky McAxe Immortal Gilded

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    Sometimes the stork swollows the name tag but delivers the baby. Sometimes the stork swollows the baby and delivers the name tag. That gets awkward. "Here's your child's name, but I call him Delicious"
     
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  2. Bad Billy

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    Our main criteria was a name that was unique, but common enough that it wasn't weird, and could be shortened to something that we also liked.
    I named my first born after Valentino Rossi, he gets called Tino.
    I named my second born Lucenzo, he gets called Enzo. It was a toss of the coin between that and Silvio or Sil for short.
     
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  3. Bad Billy

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    Jaxcin ?
     
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  4. Bad Billy

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    Hunt ?
     
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  5. ASSASSIN

    ASSASSIN The Bearded One Premium Member Gilded

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    I love Ezio as he is my favourite Assassin in Assassin's Creed lol

    Tough as nails, a ladies man and has a beard lol

    PS I always wanted twin boys so I could call them Tank and Dozer lol
     
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  6. Hacky McAxe

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    And Tonka

    I wanted to name a kid "Wolfgang" but the Mrs won't let me. Come on. With a name like Wolfgang he's sure to Conquer the world.
     
  7. Mr Invisible

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    It comes on a certificate in the box ..

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  8. Wolfmother

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    The new trend is to name your baby after the colour of your underwear and the last thing you ate or is that your super hero name ???
     
  9. Armchair critic

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    One of my favourite George Carlin rants along with his rant on mans fear of germs!
     
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  10. south of heaven

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    Brown chutney ????
     
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  11. Wolfmother

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    Ewwww
     
  12. Gareth

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    A mate of mine (I don't have kids) said he thought about how it would be potentially shortened, if anything rhymed with it etc. Seems to be a pretty good way to go to try and limit bullying potential.
     
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  13. slobbythegreat

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    Doesn't matter what you pick.. Kids will figure something out... Friend of ours went to school with an Evan Robert Stanbridge and apparently he got Devon Rotten Sandwich!!
    The little fvckers are smart!
     
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  14. Wolfmother

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    I think keep the syllable count below 4
     
  15. CroydonDog

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    Can you actually buy brown undies?
     
  16. south of heaven

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    Yes you can even better you can get these
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  17. utility half

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    I always wanted to call my kids Zibot and Gerfinkle.... but the older and more cynical I get, the less likely I think I am to have kids..... so if anyone has a kid on the way and wants to use one of those names, you’d be more than welcome to them. Yourself included CD.
     
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  18. The 2nd Spitter

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    Sex is irrelevant. Just name him or her "Mortimer". HTH.
     
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  19. coach

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    Congrats Croydon dog, our little blokes Elijah, but only ever gets Eli! What ever you pick it will be meant for them! Good luck mate
     
  20. JayBee

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    Could do what my sister did.. Half of the dads name of the mums name.
     

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