Pick Up/Dating Tips, Dating Stories or How You Met Your Partner Discussion

[Indiandog]

Depends if your kids approve of your picking skills

my older one is already telling me I picked the wrong girl, I could have got better. lol

 

[The DoggFather]

FIO

 

[Wolfmother]

you are funny, lol

I had to talk to my wife's parents, her uncles. aunts, grand parents, neighbours dogs and then his brother and then once I got the tick of approval from every one , then I was allowed to talk to her, then she was accompanied by her mother as if I am going to seduce her before the wedding night, so I was talking to her via my future mother in law while she was sitting across the table.

it was all worth it at the end. lol

Your mother in law is a wise woman

 

[Boxer]

my older one is already telling me I picked the wrong girl, I could have got better. lol

Your boy is switched on lol

 

[Mr Beast]

I meet my partner 18 years ago at Wiley Park house party.

Now, we have a baby together. Childhood sweetheart.

 

[Alan79]

If you ever meet someone that claims to be a chick with a dick, it's actually a man with tits. My tip is to just not go there.

 

[Wolfmother]

I met my husband at Miranda Westfields in 1998 before it was Westfields .
He asked me if I knew a good hairdressers there.
I didn't because I only went there every now n then..
Anyhow I had just broken up with my fiance and I don't know how we got into it but in that short time he let me ear bash him
He was really nice , listened , agreed with me even wanted to sort things
but now he just tells me to talk to the hand pretty much

 

[Mr 95%]

Don’t be confined to a wheelchair..trust me on that one! Lol!

 

[Wolfmother]

Don’t be confined to a wheelchair..trust me on that one! Lol!

Do you think you might be underestimating what women find important?

 

[MatstaDogg]

If you ever meet someone that claims to be a chick with a dick, it's actually a man with tits. My tip is to just not go there.

Sounds like theres more to this story lol

 

[Mr 95%]

Do you think you might be underestimating what women find important?

Not at all Wolfy..but the reality is..having the need for your date to feed you on that first restaurant date can be a bit awkward..lol!

 

[Indiandog]

Not at all Wolfy..but the reality is..having the need for your date to feed you on that first restaurant date can be a bit awkward..lol!

love you Mr.95%.

Hope you recover from your illness .

 

[Mr 95%]

love you Mr.95%.

Hope you recover from your illness .

Love returned.. These scientists just need to pull out their fingers and stop doing the same SUCCESSFUL experiments on rats, dogs, monkeys, and fix, not just mine, but all those with spinal injuries.. So the people who we go out with on first dates feed us out of love..not out of necessity! Lol!

 

[Indiandog]

Love returned.. These scientists just need to pull out their fingers and stop doing the same SUCCESSFUL experiments on rats, dogs, monkeys, and fix, not just mine, but all those with spinal injuries.. So the people who we go out with on first dates feed us out of love..not out of necessity! Lol!

or God just needs to click his fingers.

#neverlosehope

 

[Alan79]

Sounds like theres more to this story lol

Theres not really. It was just some appropriate dating advice I thought I'd pass on from the Ted 2 movie.

But when I was still at school the little country town I was living in at the time got a visit from a traveling drag show which my parents took me to see. One of the blokes in that show had the most sensational set of tits I'd seen at that stage of my life. It was pretty much 50% of the total number of tit's I'd seen uncovered at that point and the surgeon that made them did a good job.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Not at all Wolfy..but the reality is..having the need for your date to feed you on that first restaurant date can be a bit awkward..lol!

It's what's on the inside that counts.. and you seem to have a big heart Mr 95% ... Any woman who can't see that is crazy!

 

[Mr 95%]

It's what's on the inside that counts.. and you seem to have a big heart Mr 95% ... Any woman who can't see that is crazy!

Thanks Mr I..appreciate that..

Ps..Whats your star sign? Lol!

 

[Mr Invisible]

Thanks Mr I..appreciate that.. Ps..Whats your star sign? Lol!

I don't believe in that sort of thing

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I don't believe in that sort of thing

One of my favourite jokes from many, many years ago:

I was dating this girl for a while but it didn't work out. She's a Gemini and I don't believe in bullshit.

 

[Mr 95%]

I don't believe in that sort of thing

Lol!