Pick 5!!!

[Wahesh]

Same deal as the pick 2 thread, except this time, it's only 1 of each animal that comes charging at you, while you pick 5 to defend you.

 

[Wahesh]

My 5:

- Wolf
- Bear
- Lion
- Tiger
- Panda

 

[Hacky McAxe]

One Honey Badger

 

[Hacky McAxe]

1) Gorilla
2) Bear
3) Hippo
4) Rhino
5) Squirrel

The first 4 'cause they're all able to hunt and kill without a pack. The 5th 'cause squirrels are cute and I want one.

 

[CroydonDog]

About half of those would never charge a human.

 

[Alan79]

I'm suicidal so.

1) Mongoose.
2) Squirrel.
3) Deer.
4) Stag. Because when they run away they can breed.
5) Kangaroo.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Fail @Wahesh

A Black Panther is actually a Jaguar / Leopard with melanisitc colouration. So if you pick Leopard or Jaguar, you could get a Black Panther anyway. There's actually no such animal as a panther technically

My Top 5:
1. Lion
2. Tiger
3. Jaguar (considered a cheetah or leopard but bother are smaller - jaguar has insane strength and bite force).
4. Bear
5. Hippo (was a toss up between it and an Elephant - but Hippo is more ellusive).

About the only thing I'd be worried about is the elephant. Once that is down the rest are toast.

 

[EXPLORER]

Lion
Tiger
Hippo
Leopard
Elephant

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Fail @Wahesh

A Black Panther is actually a Jaguar / Leopard with melanisitc colouration. So if you pick Leopard or Jaguar, you could get a Black Panther anyway. There's actually no such animal as a panther technically

My Top 5:
1. Lion
2. Tiger
3. Jaguar (considered a cheetah or leopard but bother are smaller - jaguar has insane strength and bite force).
4. Bear
5. Hippo (was a toss up between it and an Elephant - but Hippo is more ellusive).

About the only thing I'd be worried about is the elephant. Once that is down the rest are toast.

Lion
Tiger
Hippo
Leopard
Elephant

I read up about Cheetahs and Leopards a while back. It was talking about their killing ability. Turns out that Leopards and Jaguars both went through a period of excessive inbreeding which resulted in both creatures being weak. They have speed and agility but they're so weak and stupid that they only kill things if they get the jump on them and get lucky.

If one bit down on your leg you could quite easily pull its jaws open and break its jaw. Hyenas and crocodiles on the other hand could clench down on you and nothing could get them to let go

 

[Alexander the Great]

i could have sworn the chimpamzee was my cousin at first glance..

 

[EXPLORER]

I got an interesting concept

Kennel members pick 5 each on their team

To go head to head with the 5 picked by someone else

Each has to justify why their 5 would beat the other persons 5

And the kennel votes on the winner

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I got an interesting concept

Kennel members pick 5 each on their team

To go head to head with the 5 picked by someone else

Each has to justify why their 5 would beat the other persons 5

And the kennel votes on the winner

Alright. I pick 5 Kangaroos. Anyone who doesn't vote for that is un-Australian

 

[Mr Invisible]

I reckon we need to do one of these Pick 2/5 things with Feminists..

Pick 2 Feminists to talk bullshit whilst all the other feminists are coming to bore you to death.

Thoughts @Realist90 ???

I read up about Cheetahs and Leopards a while back. It was talking about their killing ability. Turns out that Leopards and Jaguars both went through a period of excessive inbreeding which resulted in both creatures being weak. They have speed and agility but they're so weak and stupid that they only kill things if they get the jump on them and get lucky.

If one bit down on your leg you could quite easily pull its jaws open and break its jaw. Hyenas and crocodiles on the other hand could clench down on you and nothing could get them to let go

Not sure... I was basing my comments off these three links:
http://www.wildcatsanctuary.org/the-top-5-differences-between-jaguars-and-leopards/
http://tigertribe.net/differences-between-jaguar-leopard-and-cheetah/

 

[Moedogg]

Pick 1 to defend you the rest will try to kill you...

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I reckon we need to do one of these Pick 2/5 things with Feminists..

Pick 2 Feminists to talk bullshit whilst all the other feminists are coming to bore you to death.

Thoughts @Realist90 ???


Not sure... I was basing my comments off these three links:
http://www.wildcatsanctuary.org/the-top-5-differences-between-jaguars-and-leopards/
http://tigertribe.net/differences-between-jaguar-leopard-and-cheetah/

Think I was a bit too drunk from the work party last night. I meant "leopards and cheetahs" but somehow threw Jaguars in there.

 

[Alexander the Great]

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Pick 1 to defend you the rest will try to kill you...

Chuck.. no one fucks with chuck

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Chuck.. no one fucks with chuck

He's also the only one who is real so he wins by default.

 

[EXPLORER]

Alright. I pick 5 Kangaroos. Anyone who doesn't vote for that is un-Australian

lol
yeah
fuck them ***** lol

 

[Alan79]

Chuck.. no one fucks with chuck

He's fighting a losing battle with age these days. At 77 I'd assume he's well past his glory days.

 

[Mr Invisible]

We should get @Realist90 in on:

*pictures of trannies*
Pick 1 to defend you whilst the others try and convert you.