Outrageous Desserts

[Kennelnator]

To all the sweet-tooth lovers, would any of use be game enough to have a dip in this chocolate mousse desert?

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2748244871984004&id=363765800431935

 

[Wahesh]

I prefer Coconut Rough (to a skid-mark piece of shit clogging up the dunny).

 

[Mr Invisible]

*blinks*
*blinks*
Oh wow ....

If I'm honest normally that's what my desert looks like AFTER not before I've eaten it.

Wifey works in hospitality... I just told her to ask the desert chef at her work for his thoughts LOL

 

[Flanagun]

I've always been partial to the Sahara, myself. Not a great place to go if you're a fan of hydration though.

Dessert :P

 

[Realist90]

I've always been partial to the Sahara, myself. Not a great place to go if you're a fan of hydration though.

Dessert :P

Ffs bro lol

 

[Mr 95%]

I've always been partial to the Sahara, myself. Not a great place to go if you're a fan of hydration though.

Dessert :P

Lol! The Spelling Police..Lol!

Ps..looks like it’d taste like shit..lol!

 

[The DoggFather]

I've always been partial to the Sahara, myself. Not a great place to go if you're a fan of hydration though.

Dessert :P

I prefer Vegas..... It's in a fucking dessert lol

 

[The DoggFather]

What's worse, that desert or this curry?

 

[Flanagun]

I prefer Vegas..... It's in a fucking dessert lol

True...I like the Calimari desert. It’s the only desert I know of that has seafood.

 

[Flanagun]

What's worse, that desert or this curry?

That would dead set put me off my food!

 

[south of heaven]

Fuck me dead im going to start serving potato soup in a used condom, watch idiots jump onto that like dumb ***** paying $100kilo for coffee beans that tigers shit out.
Just let some idiot put on Twitter and watch the lemmings follow.
Fuck i hate this word sometimes

 

[Moedogg]

Fuck me dead im going to start serving potato soup in a used condom, watch idiots jump onto that like dumb ***** paying $100kilo for coffee beans that tigers shit out.
Just let some idiot put on Twitter and watch the lemmings follow.
Fuck i hate this word sometimes

There's Kopi Luwak and Black Ivory Coffee from Elephant droppings. Have they experimented producing coffee from Human waste yet?

 

[The DoggFather]

There's Kopi Luwak and Black Ivory Coffee from Elephant droppings. Have they experimented producing coffee from Human waste yet?

Isn't there cat or rat shit coffee also?

 

[Mr Invisible]

Fuck me dead im going to start serving potato soup in a used condom, watch idiots jump onto that like dumb ***** paying $100kilo for coffee beans that tigers shit out.
Just let some idiot put on Twitter and watch the lemmings follow.
Fuck i hate this word sometimes

You could be onto something there..

A restaurant called "Vulgars". Where everything is sexually themed.

Oysters out of a **** shaped bowl.
Chocolate desert out of an arsehole.
Drinks are all served in gigantic cocks that squirt water into your mouth.
Desert can be two tit shaped cakes with cream all over them.

 

[Moedogg]

Isn't there cat or rat shit coffee also?

If only Scarlett Johansson would swallow coffee beans......

 

[MatstaDogg]

If only Scarlett Johansson would swallow coffee beans......

Fuck the coffee beans, she can just shit on me straight up

 

[Kaz]

Drinks are all served in gigantic cocks that squirt water into your mouth.

So that's where Todd Carney got the idea from.