One Liners!!

[Sandra's Bollocks]

I was thinking the other day, on how many jokes ive heard over the years and failed to remember them all! Hopefully you guys can post some of your greatest and funniest jokes on here. Should be a good laugh. Ill get the ball rolling.....................

How do you circumcise a hill-billy? Kick his sister in the jaw.

 

[T_dog]

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.