Office Stories

[Wahesh]

Nah she's the ex cheerleader that's joined our forum, and is super chill

Wahesh did a big of a minor creeper on her early on, thus then two LOL

No offence Wahesh

Son of a...

 

[Wolfmother]

You will always be my fav Wolfy!!
"So do you to me here often?"

Nwaaaah thanks

 

[Nasheed]

So @Nasheed how do I woo this goddess who comes before me?

Theres a few ways.

Firstly, whats your dynamic with this bitch?

what do you talk about? is it professional? joking? etc

 

[CrittaMagic69]

How'd you find the picture from the Kennel Christmas Party??

Absolute no offence meant here but I think I figured out who everyone is...

@TANK 2.0 @Hacky McAxe @Wahesh @dogluva @Indiandog @CroydonDog @Gotenks @Tuffers @Darciemcd @CaptainJackson @Nasheed @Realist90 @south of heaven @Wolfmother @Boxer
@Darciemcd Find yourselves

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Fuck i'm fat

 

[CaptainJackson]

Haha that is exactly the pick up line I would expect to hear from you

Pfft please. The go to line is......

So do you like spreadsheets?

 

[rainman]

I definitely have missed something here.

you need to go and read the thread

 

[rainman]

Mate, he's already proved it. Who in Australia has snow outside and have written messages in the snow that kennelers have requested?

Indian dog is in Canada ! It has lots of snow and it would be in his character

 

[Mr Invisible]

Pfft please. The go to line is......

So do you like spreadsheets?

Disappointed @CaptainJackson a few classy Microsoft Office pickup lines...

1. "Girl you looking so fine you (Microsoft) Excel"
2. "Gimme a chance to (Microsoft) Access those panties"
3. "The (Microsoft) Outlook for you and I is great".
4. (someone else) "Girl you HOT" ... your reply "(Microsoft) WORD!!!!"
5. "Girl your looks got so much POWER you're making me POINT"

 

[Wolfmother]

Pfft please. The go to line is......

So do you like spreadsheets?

That's creepy.. Yeah I guess that's more like it

 

[Wolfmother]

Disappointed @CaptainJackson a few classy Microsoft Office pickup lines...

1. "Girl you looking so fine you (Microsoft) Excel"
2. "Gimme a chance to (Microsoft) Access those panties"
3. "The (Microsoft) Outlook for you and I is great".
4. (someone else) "Girl you HOT" ... your reply "(Microsoft) WORD!!!!"
5. "Girl your looks got so much POWER you're making me POINT"

LMAO , so nerdy that they're actually funny

 

[Wahesh]

Fuck i'm fat

Nice Frosty the Snowman tie you go there @Gotenks

 

[Wahesh]

Indian dog is in Canada ! It has lots of snow and it would be in his character

@Indiandog would play a prank on us like this without @Mr Invisible doing the background work and finding out about it somehow. Right Mr I?

 

[Wahesh]

Theres a few ways.

Firstly, whats your dynamic with this bitch?

what do you talk about? is it professional? joking? etc

Well, I have no dynamic other than her coming to me straight away whenever she wants to meet with the boss. She kind of knows that I'm the gateway to my boss.

We talk about anything, whatever is happening really.

 

[Mr Invisible]

@Indiandog would play a prank on us like this without @Mr Invisible doing the background work and finding out about it somehow. Right Mr I?

Negative.... if there's funny business going on it gets sniffed out pretty fast on here.

 

[Wahesh]

Negative.... if there's funny business going on it gets sniffed out pretty fast on here.

Yep - I meant to say wouldn't, not would lol.

 

[Indiandog]

I still have no idea what you fuckers are talking about.

maybe it is the -18 C freezing my brain processing.

 

[Wahesh]

I still have no idea what you fuckers are talking about.

maybe it is the -18 C freezing my brain processing.

I said the weather is fine in Sydney.

 

[Alexander the Great]

I still have no idea what you fuckers are talking about.

maybe it is the -18 C freezing my brain processing.

Sure mate..

 

[Nasheed]

Im annoyed no one thinks im estonia dog.

maybe i went to Estonia, posted on Kennel then came back.

Im claiming it!

 

[Wahesh]

Im annoyed no one thinks im estonia dog.

maybe i went to Estonia, posted on Kennel then came back.

Im claiming it!

Yalla advice I'm waiting.