U want problem neighbours? Used to have a houso house next door. Ok - cool with that - grew up in houso. Anyways, 2 daughters and a son. Fine. As they grew up, became apparent that the son had some issues. Ok - cool with that. Then the daughters got old enough for the (no name nationality) boys to get interested. Ok - cool with that. And then the fun started....
1) Daughters boy came round in his car and parked in my driveway to talk to the girl. Missus comes home, asks the guy to move. He does the 'gun' finger sign at her and tells her to fck off. I come home 30 mins later, find the missus in tears and find out what happened. Storm next door and go wtf? Get told to piss off. My answer, cnt better have a gun coz next time I see him he's fckng gone. A week later he's out the front, wander out with a golf club, fcker drives off faster than than a dude with a bad curry to the toilet. Find out later he's been parking around the corner to visit her. Piss ant fcker.
2) Come home one day and son is giving himself a tug on front porch. Sort of went with, well, your in plain view bro, its on you. Mentioned it to parents, get told to ggf. Cool - no skin off my nose if your 14 yr old wants to tug in broad daylight.
3) Come home one day and find the little shite has a chair next to the boundary fence, a pool cleaner in hand and is trying to clock my dogs. Told him to get down or I call the cops (btw - they don't have a pool, found out later he pinched it from another neighbours backyard). He tells me to GGF. Tell him, dude, I'm taking photos (with the phone), u better get down or I call the cops. Tells me again to GGF (btw - I'm 115kgs, 6'4" and he's 14). So I call the cops. They turn up 15 mins later (by this time I'm inside and he's fckd off back inside his house). Show the cops the photo's. They say, yep - can see that, we'll talk to next door. They come back 15 mins later. Ask for my phone, I ask why? They said the neighbours have accused u of being a pedo and they want to see whats on my phone. As u can imagine, I'm flipping and ready to kill someone. Show the cops the phone, they tell me to delete these as the kid was wearing boxer shorts (he always wore boxers shorts - he fckng lived in them). I arced up at the cops big time and deleted the pics. By this time - I'd had a fckng nuff.
4) Discovered housos get evicted if they assault someone on private property, went beauty. So caught old man (about my age) wandering past one day and gave him an absolute gobful, stood 1" on my property and said lets go u weak as piss cnt. Never abused someone so much in my life. Could see he wanted to do it but didn't have the balls to throw. In the end, went fck it, and gave up. From that moment on made it a daily thing. Weak cnt never had a go.
So what was the solution to all this? We put the house on the market, had an inspection on the Sunday morn when the family was at church and took the first offer that came in (at 50% over valuation). Chinese family. Have gone back every so often (Riverwood and sort of on the way when I go the office) and have run into old man a few times. Still give him a gobful and then drive off.
So if your neighbours are pissing u off - no worries - there is always light at the end of the tunnel.
