new years resolutions

[Indiandog]

so whats yours heres mine

1.loose more hair
2.get more greys
3. get fatter
4.not finish unfinished projects
5.take a shit.
6.start a sack des thread
7. start a sack raelene thread.
8.turn off a bulldogs game in disgust
9.abuse more shit **** cyclists
10.get my 97 year nona to say ****

pretty much the same except for no.10.

i dont know you nona.

 

[south of heaven]

I'll throw them in the freezer tonight.

fuck yeah you wont regret it

 

[Rottie]

Is it new years already???

How fucken long have i been asleep, i thought its a couple weeks away

 

[EXPLORER]

My New Years resolution is to.

Go back to the person I was 20 years ago, when I was ignorant to the world affairs

That will lead to me being a nicer person again.

Pffft fuck,
I wish I could do that
We all know I can't.

Ok
My new years resolution is to just be a better version of me

 

[Alan79]

My New Years resolution is to.

Go back to the person I was 20 years ago, when I was ignorant to the world affairs

That will lead to me being a nicer person again.

Pffft fuck,
I wish I could do that
We all know I can't.

Ok
My new years resolution is to just be a better version of me

Do we have to start calling you Bupa in January?

 

[Mr Invisible]

Bruce Jenner's New Year Resolution
"Figure out if I want to be a guy or not".

Bill Cosbys New Year Resolution
"Admit where I stuck my pudding pop once the bitches were knocked out on chloroform"

All the Males in Indias New Years Resolution
"Try and be less rapey"

ISIS New Year Resolution
"Try to not be all wiped out by mid 2017"

 

[The DoggFather]

My New Years resolution is to

1.be nicer
2.stop swearing
3.change my hubby's caller ID from **** rash to something a bit nicer.
4. Go from 20 to 25 push ups
5. Judge less
6. Be more upfront with people ..nah I can't do that
7. Close FaceBook
8. Stop talking about Ennis everytime we lose a game.
9. Change jobs
10.go back to Fiji

I fucking love you! Lol

 

[Wolfmother]

I fucking love you! Lol

Ahahaha its very immature but bloody effective.

Happy New Year Assassin

 

[south of heaven]

I fucking love you! Lol

the swear is strong in young jedi wolfie, much to learn she has but she will become a powerful swearer one day she will

 

[south of heaven]

fuck me when did the Peninsula turn into the middle east...and what is it with arabs and fishing.

 

[The DoggFather]

fuck me when did the Peninsula turn into the middle east...and what is it with arabs and fishing.

Bankstown by the sea

 

[south of heaven]

Bankstown by the sea

bahaha im out having a paddle

i found out whats louder than an arab...an arab on a jetski trying to have a conversation

 

[Mr Invisible]

Ahahaha its very immature but bloody effective.

Happy New Year Assassin

One day you are going to get caught out if you have Bluetooth in the car which reads out callers name.
You in the car with him: "I've lost my phone can you call it"
Him: "Sure thing love"
*ring ring**ring ring*
Bluetooth: Incoming call from ... **** RASH

fuck me when did the Peninsula turn into the middle east...and what is it with arabs and fishing.

One of those comments I REALLY wish you'd have made a typo on....
H is INCREDIBLY close to T

fuck me when did the Peninsula turn into the middle east...and what is it with arabs and fisting.

 

[Wolfmother]

One day you are going to get caught out if you have Bluetooth in the car which reads out callers name.
You in the car with him: "I've lost my phone can you call it"
Him: "Sure thing love"
*ring ring**ring ring*
Bluetooth: Incoming call from ... **** RASH


One of those comments I REALLY wish you'd have made a typo on....
H is INCREDIBLY close to T

One day you are going to get caught out if you have Bluetooth in the car which reads out callers name.
You in the car with him: "I've lost my phone can you call it"
Him: "Sure thing love"
*ring ring**ring ring*
Bluetooth: Incoming call from ... **** RASH

actually looking forward to that one haha !

 

[CroydonDog]

Happy new year everyone...

 

[Alan79]

fuck me when did the Peninsula turn into the middle east...and what is it with arabs and fishing.

Fishing is a part of Australian culture Southy. They're dammed if they don't learn the culture and dammed if they do.

Anyway. New years resolution is off to a good start. Caught 50 or so yabbies today. Took them to another river nearby where worms and lures weren't working. I saw loads of fish from the bank. On new years eve but they never touched the bait. My mate knew there were eels there so the plan was to set up a bunch of hand lines to use at dusk and try for a couple of hours to catch the trout or carp that are also there. In the end we hooked 5 eels. 4 Broke off near the bank because we didn't bring a landing net but I managed to pull one out

Edit. Well pleased with it.

 

[Wolfmother]

I'm out

 

[Alan79]

I'm out

Giving up your resolutions already?

 

[south of heaven]

Fishing is a part of Australian culture Southy. They're dammed if they don't learn the culture and dammed if they do.

Anyway. New years resolution is off to a good start. Caught 50 or so yabbies today. Took them to another river nearby where worms and lures weren't working. I saw loads of fish from the bank. On new years eve but they never touched the bait. My mate knew there were eels there so the plan was to set up a bunch of hand lines to use at dusk and try for a couple of hours to catch the trout or carp that are also there. In the end we hooked 5 eels. 4 Broke off near the bank because we didn't bring a landing net but I managed to pull one out

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Edit. Well pleased with it.

im just piss taking bit like the castle " what is it with you wogs and cash "

 

[Wolfmother]

Giving up your resolutions already?

Lol yes .. Maybe its still early enough to adjust my list ... 'Being nicer' is just too hard sometimes