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so whats yours heres mine

1.loose more hair
2.get more greys
3. get fatter
4.not finish unfinished projects
5.take a shit.
6.start a sack des thread
7. start a sack raelene thread.
8.turn off a bulldogs game in disgust
9.abuse more shit **** cyclists
10.get my 97 year nona to say ****
 

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already started the list the morning coffee and ciggie has filtered through the system. number 5 is off the list .
 

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oh @ASSASSIN im winning powerball tonight so once you got the new ticker ill shout a few of us to Mexico for a boys month or 2 . im sure the wives will understand
 

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1. Outdo myself by cheating death more than 4 times. (Set the record of 4 times this year)
2. Get a heart.
3. Fill my lungs up with air.
4. Get back to fucking normal.
5. Swear more.
 

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Stand the test of time and sink 'Communist Life Control' and its desperate tactics.
 

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1. Not make any New Years Resolutions.
2. Stop making lists.

Aaaand I've broken it before 2017... a new record!!
 

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more hair fell out im eating pav im smashing through this list. getting nona to say **** maybe the tough one. but she gets the shits when i call her when shes watching the Simpsons so there's hope
 

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1. Print out copy of communist manifesto
2. Send multiple copies to droid dog and realist90
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 every week
 

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Be more outdoorsy. Hobbies rant coming up.


I've spent a few weekends away fishing lately. It had probably been 3-5 years since I last wet a line. Recently I worked out that a couple of workmates are also a keen fisherman so I'll be arranging some fishing trips with them. One of them is a keen fly fisherman and showed me a reasonably local river that was packed with trout. Free camping there and a 15-25 minute walk from a pub . I bought a fly rod and got some lessons off him. I arranged another trip to Nambucca heads two weeks ago with the other mate. I caught nothing on either trip but it was nice to wet a line. It's a mutual resolution between the three of us so hopefully it means the two new rods I bought are worn out by next year. I bought a cheap beach rod and the second cheapest fly rod I could find in town. I had to buy a new tent too, so fishing and camping great is my Christmas present to myself. I need to recruit a third friend who owns a boat capable of seating 4 or more.


The second mate just bought a cheap hunting bow last month. I had lunch in Christmas eve at his place and had just enough shots with the bow to know I'm getting one of my own. Humble brag, but six people took shots from his front verandah at a 1.5 foot bag of hey. Only the people hit the bale. I took 12 shots and th hen broke an arrow on a rock I could confidently say I'd hit a medium sized pig (if it stood still 15 metres away in side on profile). The second best shot on the day was his mum. She was averaging about 50%.

So I guess just getting back out of the house instead of looking at the world on tv from my couch is my goal for the year.
 

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so whats yours heres mine

1.loose more hair
2.get more greys
3. get fatter
4.not finish unfinished projects
5.take a shit.
6.start a sack des thread
7. start a sack raelene thread.
8.turn off a bulldogs game in disgust
9.abuse more shit **** cyclists
10.get my 97 year nona to say ****
That's what I like, realistic goals.
I feel, you're going to have a successful year.
 

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so whats yours heres mine

1.loose more hair
2.get more greys
3. get fatter
4.not finish unfinished projects
5.take a shit.
6.start a sack des thread
7. start a sack raelene thread.
8.turn off a bulldogs game in disgust
9.abuse more shit **** cyclists
10.get my 97 year nona to say ****
Lol have you tried to get her to say 'household'?
 

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My New Years resolution is to

1.be nicer
2.stop swearing
3.change my hubby's caller ID from **** rash to something a bit nicer.
4. Go from 20 to 25 push ups
5. Judge less
6. Be more upfront with people ..nah I can't do that
7. Close FaceBook
8. Stop talking about Ennis everytime we lose a game.
9. Change jobs
10.go back to Fiji
 

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My New Years resolution is to

1.be nicer
2.stop swearing
3.change my hubby's caller ID from **** rash to something a bit nicer.
4. Go from 20 to 25 push ups
5. Judge less
6. Be more upfront with people ..nah I can't do that
7. Close FaceBook
8. Stop talking about Ennis everytime we lose a game.
9. Change jobs
10.go back to Fiji
dont stop swearing wolfie
 

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i just came up with a brainwave summer solution half hour before you need to brave the heat chuck your thongs in the freezer job done
You're a fucking ideas man southy. I'm trying that tomorrow ****.

My resolution was gonna be to not eat 387 donuts every week. But the way I look at it, God wouldn't of created them if be didn't want me to be fat. I'll take it as fate
 

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You're a fucking ideas man southy. I'm trying that tomorrow ****.

My resolution was gonna be to not eat 387 donuts every week. But the way I look at it, God wouldn't of created them if be didn't want me to be fat. I'll take it as fate
dude im telling you its cool as fuck its awsome while it lasts
 
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