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Just going by the people who reject the girl Wahesh posted as ordinary, there are either


1) A whole bunch of male models on the kennel.
2) A lot of blokes lying.
3) A lot of fellas with calluses on their hands and zero chance of ever being happy with 99% of the women in the world.
 

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Can someone make me popcorn please? I’m enjoying this entertainment thoroughly :grinning:
 

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This thread has gone from the new note, to Matt Lodge, to an endless debate over a Shutterstock girl lol and we're only a couple of weeks old into the off season
 

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This thread has gone from the new note, to Matt Lodge, to an endless debate over a Shutterstock girl lol and we're only a couple of weeks old into the off season
It's already become silly season. Expect more and worse... we have to fill the gap somehow.
 

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Meanwhile, here's a bored hot chick...

View attachment 7750
She's definately attractive - but pretty bog standard at the same time.

Would I smash if single? Of course.
Would I have an affair to do it, or think she is hotter than Mrs CD? No way.

Viva la difference!
 

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Just going by the people who reject the girl Wahesh posted as ordinary, there are either


1) A whole bunch of male models on the kennel.
2) A lot of blokes lying.
3) A lot of fellas with calluses on their hands and zero chance of ever being happy with 99% of the women in the world.
Who wants a one of those glamourous head doing bitches anyway?
I reckon most women who look good aren’t very good at sex?
They would think because they look so good,they don’t have to do anything and the guy has to do all the work,because she looks so good or some shit like that?
 

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Who wants a one of those glamourous head doing bitches anyway?
I reckon most women who look good aren’t very good at sex?
They would think because they look so good,they don’t have to do anything and the guy has to do all the work,because she looks so good or some shit like that?
If some hot chick wants Wahesh, she's going to have to work for the meat, that's for sure!
 

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If some hot chick wants Wahesh, she's going to have to work for the meat, that's for sure!
I was at Mounties last night.
I seen a token M.Easterner with a group of Asians!
Was it you?
 

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Oh fuck yeah.
The middle eastern guy was token!
I don’t blame him either, the girls were pretty hot.
Shit. Well no it wasn't me but I wish it was. There are so many hot Asians chicks where I work... I can't get enough of them!
 

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Shit. Well no it wasn't me but I wish it was. There are so many hot Asians chicks where I work... I can't get enough of them!
Just invite one to lunch at that food court that sells all Asian food at Haymarket.
 

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Just invite one to lunch at that food court that sells all Asian food at Haymarket.
You'll need to be a little more specific... Asian food shops in Haymarket are a dime a dozen.
 

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Well that's the one thing I love about Asians... none of them are vegan :D
For some reason this made me think of a lyric from a Butterfingers' song. "Every time I order vegetarian I get beef, chickens not a vegetable". However my brain jumped straight in and made it racist by swapping chicken for kitten.
 
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