Napoleon syndrome?

Memberberries

Desball 4 life
Gilded
Joined
Nov 29, 2004
Messages
21,918
Reaction score
2,453
Swimming probably don’t favour short guys.. those small feet barely moving any water.. big feet and they are like a cruise liner..

But I’ve seen a few short people buy shoes a size or two too big, to make it out like their feet are bigger.. napoleon syndrome
Yeah I don't need flippers in the water.
If I get a sweet dive, I can swim across the pool in one motion before resurfacing!
 

King Gus

Kennel Enthusiast
Joined
Jul 18, 2021
Messages
3,916
Reaction score
6,841
I had to arch my back and duck my head to walk through the door at fortune of war.
Once in the bar, even while sitting down I had to duck under the shelves and glasses dangling, to speak to the bartender.

He was just laughing at how awkward and out of place it was me just being there!
He told me politely that I don't belong there.

You know how they have lines you need to be taller than so you can get on a ride at an amusement park?
Fortune of war needs the opposite.
They need a line which you need to be shorter than so you can drink there.

Another disadvantage of being tall, there is particular jobs we cannot work due to WH&S restrictions!
Wow bro God bless that’s giant territory.
Should’ve played basketball lol.
 

Memberberries

Desball 4 life
Gilded
Joined
Nov 29, 2004
Messages
21,918
Reaction score
2,453
Wow bro God bless that’s giant territory.
Should’ve played basketball lol.
my cousin played basketball and I watched him play once.
It looks like a frustrating game when played properly.

you can literally run back and forth on the court for an entire quarter and be lucky to touch the ball twice!
Tbh I find not all good basketball players are always tall.
Being tall is one advantage no doubt.
But you really need to have great fitness or you won’t last!

I’ll just stick to golf and billiards! lol
 

Memberberries

Desball 4 life
Gilded
Joined
Nov 29, 2004
Messages
21,918
Reaction score
2,453
Btw I don’t go bad at soccer.
I was kicking a ball around with some Brits at the front of a hostel last week and gained street credibility!

I kept passing the ball with the back of my heel and doing awesome headers!
They thought I used to play?
 

Blue_boost

Kennel Enthusiast
Joined
May 19, 2014
Messages
3,709
Reaction score
1,998
Small blokes get ripped of at the clothing store as well.. To buy size small is usually the same price as XXL... You get far less cloth and workmanship making kids clothes. Has the short guy once again pulled the short straw.

Many years ago when I was at high school the class walked into the library and the librarian screamed at the class to get out and wait outside for the teacher.... Then the short danny devito lookalike teacher waves saying yes Im here. The danny devito short arse teacher couldnt be seen as the students towered over him.. Everyone had a good laugh at him.

That ninja warrior show had a few people that could not leap up the top of that wall at the end of the course.. They were too short.. The tall blokes took one hop and straight up.
 

Blue_boost

Kennel Enthusiast
Joined
May 19, 2014
Messages
3,709
Reaction score
1,998
Btw I don’t go bad at soccer.
I was kicking a ball around with some Brits at the front of a hostel last week and gained street credibility!

I kept passing the ball with the back of my heel and doing awesome headers!
They thought I used to play?
Tennis is also a funny sport to watch short people play against a big lanky Russian. Its funny when Alex "midget" deminour gets run around the court
 

GoTeamRaRaFunky

Kennel Participant
Joined
Jun 13, 2009
Messages
179
Reaction score
183
being tall would be a disadvantage in a gun fight as ducking behind things would be harder
 

Memberberries

Desball 4 life
Gilded
Joined
Nov 29, 2004
Messages
21,918
Reaction score
2,453
being tall would be a disadvantage in a gun fight as ducking behind things would be harder
This is true.
I got a mean bruise during a paintball skirmish.
It's all good.

I got told from a short friend who was in the army they let the big soldiers like me carry all the rocket launchers and big guns anyway!

Obviously if you're going to carry that stuff you're going to have yo know how to use it in the heat if the moment?
 

Memberberries

Desball 4 life
Gilded
Joined
Nov 29, 2004
Messages
21,918
Reaction score
2,453
Small blokes get ripped of at the clothing store as well.. To buy size small is usually the same price as XXL... You get far less cloth and workmanship making kids clothes. Has the short guy once again pulled the short straw.

Many years ago when I was at high school the class walked into the library and the librarian screamed at the class to get out and wait outside for the teacher.... Then the short danny devito lookalike teacher waves saying yes Im here. The danny devito short arse teacher couldnt be seen as the students towered over him.. Everyone had a good laugh at him.

That ninja warrior show had a few people that could not leap up the top of that wall at the end of the course.. They were too short.. The tall blokes took one hop and straight up.
This is something you can't get away with online.
They do alter the price on bigger custom made t shirts!
 

GoTeamRaRaFunky

Kennel Participant
Joined
Jun 13, 2009
Messages
179
Reaction score
183
This is true.
I got a mean bruise during a paintball skirmish.
It's all good.

I got told from a short friend who was in the army they let the big soldiers like me carry all the rocket launchers and big guns anyway!

Obviously if you're going to carry that stuff you're going to have yo know how to use it in the heat if the moment?
am not sure if soldiers walk much through open field carrying weapons anyway so much these days. Would be easy pickings for a chopper or drone
 

Memberberries

Desball 4 life
Gilded
Joined
Nov 29, 2004
Messages
21,918
Reaction score
2,453
am not sure if soldiers walk much through open field carrying weapons anyway so much these days. Would be easy pickings for a chopper or drone
But whenever there is talk of making the perfect super soldier, they expect the majority to be at least 7 feet tall and weighing minimum 130kg!
 

GoTeamRaRaFunky

Kennel Participant
Joined
Jun 13, 2009
Messages
179
Reaction score
183
But whenever there is talk of making the perfect super soldier, they expect the majority to be at least 7 feet tall and weighing minimum 130kg!
Am thinking a super soldier could be defeated by a few soldiers shooting covering fire for each other. Unless the super soldier had a big enough gun to destroy their cover. Also he wouldn't be able to dodge a mini or rail gun
 

CroydonDog

Kennel Immortal
Gilded
Joined
Aug 1, 2012
Messages
19,117
Reaction score
15,875
Why do they make it out like he is 5 foot lol.
He used to be listed as 5 foot 2, but apparently that was in old French imperial units, that were slightly different to, well, everyone else's imperial units, and he was actually more like 5 foot 7.

Source: dude, trust me.
 

Memberberries

Desball 4 life
Gilded
Joined
Nov 29, 2004
Messages
21,918
Reaction score
2,453
Am thinking a super soldier could be defeated by a few soldiers shooting covering fire for each other. Unless the super soldier had a big enough gun to destroy their cover. Also he wouldn't be able to dodge a mini or rail gun
Super soldiers will be made from clones anyway.
Personally I wouldn't volunteer any cloning facility to use my DNA.
You're pretty much giving up pieces of your soul!

I've already done that enough with females so there's no way I'm letting any freaks like cloneaid do so!
 

Blue_boost

Kennel Enthusiast
Joined
May 19, 2014
Messages
3,709
Reaction score
1,998
There are lots of opinions in this thread, but let’s back it up with some science

if we get a short guy to go to a bar and try pick up an attractive girl, the only condition is she must be taller than him, what do we think the strike rate would be? 1/10,000? 1/100,000?
 

SexBomb

Kennel Enthusiast
Joined
Jul 9, 2023
Messages
2,105
Reaction score
2,326
Super soldiers will be made from clones anyway.
Personally I wouldn't volunteer any cloning facility to use my DNA.
You're pretty much giving up pieces of your soul!

I've already done that enough with females so there's no way I'm letting any freaks like cloneaid do so!
I'm positive @Hacky McAxe will correct me if wrong, yet by memory, studies have found that your genetic deposits alter the genetic code of the recipient, even if done orally.
Your soul is alive and well, spread around the world.
 

Memberberries

Desball 4 life
Gilded
Joined
Nov 29, 2004
Messages
21,918
Reaction score
2,453
There are lots of opinions in this thread, but let’s back it up with some science

if we get a short guy to go to a bar and try pick up an attractive girl, the only condition is she must be taller than him, what do we think the strike rate would be? 1/10,000? 1/100,000?
1/100,000
I was just at the establishment.
All guys over 45 and under 5"8 were all looking at their phones shuffling their feet!

I was going to stick around until I bumped into my ex.
The blind bitch didn't even see me!
Definitely has to be a narcissist?

She may as well of had a fish tank over her head!
 
Last edited:
Top