Napoleon syndrome?

[Memberberries]

Swimming probably don’t favour short guys.. those small feet barely moving any water.. big feet and they are like a cruise liner..

But I’ve seen a few short people buy shoes a size or two too big, to make it out like their feet are bigger.. napoleon syndrome

Yeah I don't need flippers in the water.
If I get a sweet dive, I can swim across the pool in one motion before resurfacing!

 

[King Gus]

I had to arch my back and duck my head to walk through the door at fortune of war.
Once in the bar, even while sitting down I had to duck under the shelves and glasses dangling, to speak to the bartender.

He was just laughing at how awkward and out of place it was me just being there!
He told me politely that I don't belong there.

You know how they have lines you need to be taller than so you can get on a ride at an amusement park?
Fortune of war needs the opposite.
They need a line which you need to be shorter than so you can drink there.

Another disadvantage of being tall, there is particular jobs we cannot work due to WH&S restrictions!

Wow bro God bless that’s giant territory.
Should’ve played basketball lol.

 

[SexBomb]

Is it bad that I’m 5.7 with 20inch arms ?

Depends, length or width
BTW by memory, you're taller than @OP.

 

[SexBomb]

I think it's the Russian blood, but it could be the Lebanese or Assyrian blood all mixed together too lol

Aussie medical and food too added to that mix.

 

[Memberberries]

Wow bro God bless that’s giant territory.
Should’ve played basketball lol.

my cousin played basketball and I watched him play once.
It looks like a frustrating game when played properly.

you can literally run back and forth on the court for an entire quarter and be lucky to touch the ball twice!
Tbh I find not all good basketball players are always tall.
Being tall is one advantage no doubt.
But you really need to have great fitness or you won’t last!

I’ll just stick to golf and billiards! lol

 

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Btw I don’t go bad at soccer.
I was kicking a ball around with some Brits at the front of a hostel last week and gained street credibility!

I kept passing the ball with the back of my heel and doing awesome headers!
They thought I used to play?

 

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Small blokes get ripped of at the clothing store as well.. To buy size small is usually the same price as XXL... You get far less cloth and workmanship making kids clothes. Has the short guy once again pulled the short straw.

Many years ago when I was at high school the class walked into the library and the librarian screamed at the class to get out and wait outside for the teacher.... Then the short danny devito lookalike teacher waves saying yes Im here. The danny devito short arse teacher couldnt be seen as the students towered over him.. Everyone had a good laugh at him.

That ninja warrior show had a few people that could not leap up the top of that wall at the end of the course.. They were too short.. The tall blokes took one hop and straight up.

 

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Btw I don’t go bad at soccer.
I was kicking a ball around with some Brits at the front of a hostel last week and gained street credibility!

I kept passing the ball with the back of my heel and doing awesome headers!
They thought I used to play?

Tennis is also a funny sport to watch short people play against a big lanky Russian. Its funny when Alex "midget" deminour gets run around the court

 

[GoTeamRaRaFunky]

being tall would be a disadvantage in a gun fight as ducking behind things would be harder

 

[Memberberries]

being tall would be a disadvantage in a gun fight as ducking behind things would be harder

This is true.
I got a mean bruise during a paintball skirmish.
It's all good.

I got told from a short friend who was in the army they let the big soldiers like me carry all the rocket launchers and big guns anyway!

Obviously if you're going to carry that stuff you're going to have yo know how to use it in the heat if the moment?

 

[Memberberries]

Small blokes get ripped of at the clothing store as well.. To buy size small is usually the same price as XXL... You get far less cloth and workmanship making kids clothes. Has the short guy once again pulled the short straw.

Many years ago when I was at high school the class walked into the library and the librarian screamed at the class to get out and wait outside for the teacher.... Then the short danny devito lookalike teacher waves saying yes Im here. The danny devito short arse teacher couldnt be seen as the students towered over him.. Everyone had a good laugh at him.

That ninja warrior show had a few people that could not leap up the top of that wall at the end of the course.. They were too short.. The tall blokes took one hop and straight up.

This is something you can't get away with online.
They do alter the price on bigger custom made t shirts!

 

[GoTeamRaRaFunky]

This is true.
I got a mean bruise during a paintball skirmish.
It's all good.

I got told from a short friend who was in the army they let the big soldiers like me carry all the rocket launchers and big guns anyway!

Obviously if you're going to carry that stuff you're going to have yo know how to use it in the heat if the moment?

am not sure if soldiers walk much through open field carrying weapons anyway so much these days. Would be easy pickings for a chopper or drone

 

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am not sure if soldiers walk much through open field carrying weapons anyway so much these days. Would be easy pickings for a chopper or drone

But whenever there is talk of making the perfect super soldier, they expect the majority to be at least 7 feet tall and weighing minimum 130kg!

 

[GoTeamRaRaFunky]

But whenever there is talk of making the perfect super soldier, they expect the majority to be at least 7 feet tall and weighing minimum 130kg!

Am thinking a super soldier could be defeated by a few soldiers shooting covering fire for each other. Unless the super soldier had a big enough gun to destroy their cover. Also he wouldn't be able to dodge a mini or rail gun

 

[CroydonDog]

Why do they make it out like he is 5 foot lol.

He used to be listed as 5 foot 2, but apparently that was in old French imperial units, that were slightly different to, well, everyone else's imperial units, and he was actually more like 5 foot 7.

Source: dude, trust me.

 

[Memberberries]

Am thinking a super soldier could be defeated by a few soldiers shooting covering fire for each other. Unless the super soldier had a big enough gun to destroy their cover. Also he wouldn't be able to dodge a mini or rail gun

Super soldiers will be made from clones anyway.
Personally I wouldn't volunteer any cloning facility to use my DNA.
You're pretty much giving up pieces of your soul!

I've already done that enough with females so there's no way I'm letting any freaks like cloneaid do so!

 

[The_Chimpster]

An anthem to nashweed

 

[Blue_boost]

There are lots of opinions in this thread, but let’s back it up with some science

if we get a short guy to go to a bar and try pick up an attractive girl, the only condition is she must be taller than him, what do we think the strike rate would be? 1/10,000? 1/100,000?

 

[SexBomb]

Super soldiers will be made from clones anyway.
Personally I wouldn't volunteer any cloning facility to use my DNA.
You're pretty much giving up pieces of your soul!

I've already done that enough with females so there's no way I'm letting any freaks like cloneaid do so!

I'm positive @Hacky McAxe will correct me if wrong, yet by memory, studies have found that your genetic deposits alter the genetic code of the recipient, even if done orally.
Your soul is alive and well, spread around the world.

 

[Memberberries]

There are lots of opinions in this thread, but let’s back it up with some science

if we get a short guy to go to a bar and try pick up an attractive girl, the only condition is she must be taller than him, what do we think the strike rate would be? 1/10,000? 1/100,000?

1/100,000
I was just at the establishment.
All guys over 45 and under 5"8 were all looking at their phones shuffling their feet!

I was going to stick around until I bumped into my ex.
The blind bitch didn't even see me!
Definitely has to be a narcissist?

She may as well of had a fish tank over her head!