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Indiandog

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An Indian guy moved to
Australia.

After some years of living in Australia he was asked

"How do you feel here?

He replied,

"It's wonderful.

Everyone here is so friendly, loving, courteous & respectful.

There's a musician, 85 years old, hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him Maestro.

There is a Judge, 95 years old, hasn't been on the Bench in 30 years & everyone still calls him Your Honour!

There's a Dentist, 90yrs old, hasn't fixed a tooth for (25) years and everyone still calls him Doc.

And there's ME.

As for me, I haven't
had SEX in 5 years,
yet they still call me

"The Fucking Indian"
 

Sandra's Bollocks

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Go back to your own bloody country.

But can you come back tomorrow, as I need to refuel my car?

Pleeeeease.....
 

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This is good, but Jason's story is better IMO.
 
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