Mr fix it.... tell us your stories.

[Noeasyday]

I don't know about fixing things, but I'm good at fucking things

I used to work with a lady I nicknamed sexy fingers... because everything she touched she fucked up.

 

[DinkumDog]

Pulled out the flow restrictor.
Now it hits me like a tsunami.

Nice work mate.
I hope Baz pulls out the Bulldogs attack restrictor and we hit our dismal rivals like a tsunami...

 

[DinkumDog]

I used to work with a lady I nicknamed sexy fingers... because everything she touched she fucked up.

Nice. I christened a few former colleagues too:

Arthritis: Once in the joint you can’t get rid of them
Google: Knows everything
Thrombosis: A clot who fucks up the system
Blister: Turns up when the work is done
Mirror: One bloke was famous for saying ‘I’m looking into it’ when asked for specifics which never came

And my personal favourite - Showbag: looked good but turned out to be expensive and full of shit

 

[MatstaDogg]

I used to work with a lady I nicknamed sexy fingers... because everything she touched she fucked up.

I call my ex missus Karma, because Karma's a bitch!! She loves it too haha.

 

[Wahesh]

You fkn legend!

I'm doing this next time I'm in St Vincent's. Fkn rubbish showers.

Bro St Vincent's, is that near #1 Oxford street?

 

[ASSASSIN]

Bro St Vincent's, is that near #1 Oxford street?

About 5 min walk from Oxford Street.

All the shit c***s from Oxford Street end up at St Vincent's ER.

 

[south of heaven]

I don't know about fixing things, but I'm good at fucking things

A prick at work fucks everything at work he touches, hence the name touch and fuck funnily enough he could not get a root to save his life

 

[MatstaDogg]

A prick at work fucks everything at work he touches, hence the name touch and fuck funnily enough he could not get a root to save his life

You still picking on the boss lol

 

[Mr 95%]

Here's a video with a bit of commentary straight out of the mental hospital.

Just brilliant.. Very clean tiles!
Ps.. you need your own show.. ‘Fix it..with limited tools..like the Caveman’ ... See limited tools and Caveman works perfectly!!!

 

[Cappuccino]

A prick at work fucks everything at work he touches, hence the name touch and fuck funnily enough he could not get a root to save his life

i knew of a guy one time who went to some sketchy overseas countries
came back with thrush of the mouth and was mega proud of it
old **** too

 

[south of heaven]

i knew of a guy one time who went to some sketchy overseas countries
came back with thrush of the mouth and was mega proud of it
old c*** too

Fucking hell lol

 

[south of heaven]

You still picking on the boss lol

Nah the other **** that works with us lol

 

[Cappuccino]

Fucking hell lol

dirtiest fukn **** ever
hed be long dead now i reckon

 

[Wahesh]

About 5 min walk from Oxford Street.

All the shit c***s from Oxford Street end up at St Vincent's ER.

Shit. I would've visited you bro before this whole working from thing kicked in.

 

[Wahesh]

i knew of a guy one time who went to some sketchy overseas countries
came back with thrush of the mouth and was mega proud of it
old c*** too

Fucking hell lol

@Cappuccino if you get that kind of reaction out of Southy, you know it must be BAD lol.