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Bad Billy

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The last boy scout has heaps and heaps of one liners
Why did mr milo cross the road ?
Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken.

If you even look at her funny, I’m gonna stick an umbrella up your ass and open it.
 

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Pain heals,
Chicks dig scars,
Glory....lasts forever.
 

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The last boy scout has heaps and heaps of one liners
Mike Mathews: It just happened, Joe. It...

Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."
 

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Thurgood "Stop spending the money, we're not drug dealers remember we're fundraisers"

Brian "Well you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace, how much did that cost?"

Thurgood "Well obviously you missed the point of that story Brian"

One of my all time favorite movies Half Baked.
 
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The Bob Dog show.
Bob Dog. If you stream someones home to the public your a fucken coward!
 

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Kid, "The boogeyman is in my closet"

*Payne pulls out his gun and unloads a full clip into the closet*

Payne, "if he in there, he ain't happy"
 
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