Movie Quotes

[-Kurry-]

where did u get your clothes the toilet store

uuum shutup thats why

ew whats that smell?
its kinda like turd covered in burnt hair!


"I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!...ARGGH"

 

[K E]

ok time 4 dumb & dumber quotes now...

we have no food! we have no jobs! our pets HEADS R FALLING OFF!!!

What was all this one in a million talk?

 

[=Sarah=]

you go and do something like this.... and totally redeem yourself!!

 

[K E]

Look, Mr. Samsonite.

 

[Hansta]

Haram i just got off the fone with Rami, he's heartbroken lol, hew ants 2 come back on hehe

 

[Wahesh]

The greatest quote from the worst movie:

 

[Typical dog]

""I bet you're the kind of guy that would f**k a man in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around""

 

[The DoggFather]

I never fucked anyone over that didn't have it coming to them.

 

[The DoggFather]

Farouk: I say you have friend, I have friend. My friend go to your house, put bomb under your car and blow you to fucking sky!

 

[UmoGus]

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" - Shooter McGavin

 

[Typical dog]

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" - Shooter McGavin

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

 

[Typical dog]

People say i know fuck nothing, but i know fuck all

 

[CaptainJackson]

The last boy scout has heaps and heaps of one liners

 

[N4TE]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all this for the trip, but once you get locked in a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

 

[Kila R Ralai]

"I wanna know everything he does, when he farts I wanna know too"

 

[Pity Fool]

Old man ( Nathan ) says to his wife (Alice ) whilst they are sitting at dinner table and his wifes little white dog is on her lap “Alice please, your dog Alice - it and my appetite are mutually exclusive” his wife Alice says “well whats wrong with the dog?” Nathan says “Simple,he’s been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you there is nothing there worth more than an hours attention and I should think that whatever he is trying to dislodge,is either gone for good or there to stay, wouldn’t you agree?” Piss myself everytime I think of it...

 

[Pity Fool]

Old man ( Nathan ) says to his wife (Alice ) whilst they are sitting at dinner table and his wifes little white dog is on her lap “Alice please, your dog Alice - it and my appetite are mutually exclusive” his wife Alice says “well whats wrong with the dog?” Nathan says “Simple,he’s been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you there is nothing there worth more than an hours attention and I should think that whatever he is trying to dislodge,is either gone for good or there to stay, wouldn’t you agree?” Piss myself everytime I think of it...

Movie was The Long kiss goodnight. Classic movie!

 

[maroondog72]

What we have here is a failure to communicate................every time I come on the kennel I think of that quote lol

 

[Dogzof95]

“tell em he's dreaming”

 

[Moey]

You can look but u cant touch
You can touch but you cant taste
You can taste but you cant swallow...

Devils advocate...