Movie Discussion

[Realist90]

SPOilish ranting ahead....

I just still can’t believe how they made luke to be in the last Jedi. I’m not even a hardcore Star Wars fan but you can’t fucken do that lol. Especially when it’s to give little sjw fucks the lime light who don’t know fuck all. I wish the Asian bitch died and Finn too he’s become useless was only put in for the defeating the white baddie and freeing himself from slavery lol. The feminism is toxic as fuck in this movie. But like why do that too luke fucken Skywalker, he’s essentially the most powerful Jedi of all time and that’s what you do? I never root for the bad guy but I’m hoping Kylo Ren destroys ANTIFA I mean the resistance and purple haired lesbians.
A part of me can’t believe Snoke is gone but like Rey had no chance against Snoke and Kylo albeit a deceiving stab in the back type way should put Kylo way beyond Rey in power but they made it so they’re ‘equal’ coz it’s not possible that a male could be greater in power than a female that’s just sexist. Hence why luke had to go you can’t have this powerful character coz it won’t allow good ol Rey to shine and empower females all over the galaxy.
The least they could have done is show us luke go absolutely ballistic and demonstrate what he can do, instead of firing a thousand rounds at him why not make him do the matrix stop the lasers and make him rip apart all the fkn machines and have Kylo left there alone with a few survivers, I mean how the fuck do these writers and directors in Hollywood get paid this much money. I just can’t. Fuck you disney you filthy ANTIFA agent fucking up movies in the name of your radical political ideologies mutha fucking bitch fucks

What in the fuck was the whole point of searching for luke in the last Star Wars movie if they were gonna kill him off the way they did in this movie and not even have any impact on the fkn movie. Fuck you disney

 

[The DoggFather]

SPOilish ranting ahead....

I just still can’t believe how they made luke to be in the last Jedi. I’m not even a hardcore Star Wars fan but you can’t fucken do that lol. Especially when it’s to give little sjw fucks the lime light who don’t know fuck all. I wish the Asian bitch died and Finn too he’s become useless was only put in for the defeating the white baddie and freeing himself from slavery lol. The feminism is toxic as fuck in this movie. But like why do that too luke fucken Skywalker, he’s essentially the most powerful Jedi of all time and that’s what you do? I never root for the bad guy but I’m hoping Kylo Ren destroys ANTIFA I mean the resistance and purple haired lesbians.
A part of me can’t believe Snoke is gone but like Rey had no chance against Snoke and Kylo albeit a deceiving stab in the back type way should put Kylo way beyond Rey in power but they made it so they’re ‘equal’ coz it’s not possible that a male could be greater in power than a female that’s just sexist. Hence why luke had to go you can’t have this powerful character coz it won’t allow good ol Rey to shine and empower females all over the galaxy.
The least they could have done is show us luke go absolutely ballistic and demonstrate what he can do, instead of firing a thousand rounds at him why not make him do the matrix stop the lasers and make him rip apart all the fkn machines and have Kylo left there alone with a few survivers, I mean how the fuck do these writers and directors in Hollywood get paid this much money. I just can’t. Fuck you disney you filthy ANTIFA agent fucking up movies in the name of your radical political ideologies mutha fucking bitch fucks

What in the fuck was the whole point of searching for luke in the last Star Wars movie if they were gonna kill him off the way they did in this movie and not even have any impact on the fkn movie. Fuck you disney

Bro I refuse to watch any "new" star wars movie. The day they killed off the only reason I watched the saga, Vader, is the day I was done.

Kylo Ren is transsexual version of Vader.

 

[CaptainJackson]

Still pissed off about the last jedi

Rian Johnson can get stuffed

 

[Wahesh]

So glad I'm not into Star Wars. Looks like everyone was disappointed.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

More Star Wars Spoilers ahead..

A funny discussion I keep having with people is that Leia scene. The space scene. Everyone keeps criticising this scene but honestly if this force shit with telekinetic powers existed then that's the most logical scene they've had in the Star Wars movies. She's in space so she's floating, not flying like the reviews keep saying. Then she uses the force to pull an object. The object has a much greater mass than herself and she has no anchor point so it makes complete sense that she would be pulled toward the object.

 

[Realist90]

I wish isis were radical Star Wars fans and took Kathleen Kennedy hostage forcing her to quit and to destroy this movie and remake it with political agendas not being put over storytelling

 

[DoggiesBoy]

Saw the last jedi this arvo, what the fuck has disney done to star wars? Utter rubbish, i'm so disappointed. The phantom menace seems like a cinematic master piece along side this rubbish

 

[CaptainJackson]

Saw the last jedi this arvo, what the fuck has disney done to star wars? Utter rubbish, i'm so disappointed. The phantom menace seems like a cinematic master piece along side this rubbish

I'm still fuming

 

[DoggiesBoy]

I'm still fuming

Yeah i'm not bloody happy at all hey!

 

[DoggiesBoy]

After rogue one (which i thought was really, really awesome), i thought ok i will let the disappointment of FA slide, maybe they were just finding their feet and realise what they did wrong in FA and would correct it with the last jedi. Nope they didn't, shit got worse, i couldn't care less now about the next one and that just sucks because i love star wars

 

[CaptainJackson]

After rogue one (which i thought was really, really awesome), i thought ok i will let the disappointment of FA slide, maybe they were just finding their feet and realise what they did wrong in FA and would correct it with the last jedi. Nope they didn't, shit got worse, i couldn't care less now about the next one and that just sucks because i love star wars

Funny you say that. I watched rogue one the day after I watched TLJ and even with minor characters rogue one was a million times better.

This fuckwit who wrote TLJ is getting his own spin off trilogy too. He's fucked. He should hand back every last cent he "earned" on this movie.

He pissed all over star wars history

Luke Skywalker had his Zen moment in return of the Jedi. He doesn't need another Zen moment nor would he turn his back on a young kid, his nephew, after he managed to save his father just because he sensed good in vader. In TFA they've got a secret map to find Luke just in case they need to and in the last Jedi luke says he isolated himself to die and doesn't want to return , WELL WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE A MAP!!!!

That's how stupid rian johnson is.

And then luke milking an alien cow, seriously what fucking purpose did that serve?

The whole casino scene with fin and the whole finding the codebreaker wtf, again what the fuck purpose did this shit serve.

There was absolutely no point to this movie

The force awakens set things up to move in so many different directions and this is the shit served up. A complete dumping on star wars history

 

[DoggiesBoy]

Funny you say that. I watched rogue one the day after I watched TLJ and even with minor characters rogue one was a million times better.

This fuckwit who wrote TLJ is getting his own spin off trilogy too. He's fucked. He should hand back every last cent he "earned" on this movie.

He pissed all over star wars history

Luke Skywalker had his Zen moment in return of the Jedi. He doesn't need another Zen moment nor would he turn his back on a young kid, his nephew, after he managed to save his father just because he sensed good in vader. In TFA they've got a secret map to find Luke just in case they need to and in the last Jedi luke says he isolated himself to die and doesn't want to return , WELL WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE A MAP!!!!

That's how stupid rian johnson is.

And then luke milking an alien cow, seriously what fucking purpose did that serve?

The whole casino scene with fin and the whole finding the codebreaker wtf, again what the fuck purpose did this shit serve.

There was absolutely no point to this movie

The force awakens set things up to move in so many different directions and this is the shit served up. A complete dumping on star wars history

Whoever the moron was that wrote that script should never work in Hollywood again, when doing a trilogy like this you would think they have pretty much (or at least a big chunk) of the story already mapped out before starting, these latest star wars it feels like they are just making it up as they go along.

 

[Realist90]

Saw the last jedi this arvo, what the fuck has disney done to star wars? Utter rubbish, i'm so disappointed. The phantom menace seems like a cinematic master piece along side this rubbish

Am I wrong to say that politics fucked up a lot of the story telling along with obviously disregarding main Star Wars characters in favour of nobodies?

It’s a raelene Castle Hasler type scenario tbh.

Kathleen Kennedy is the head of Star Wars at Disney and she’s gone on record to say she wants to use feminism in the movies, she even fired 2 directors working on the hand solo spin off coz it wasn’t meeting her criteria.

With all that said, I was willing to let the politics slide so long as they did like Skywalker justice at the end, but it was a big fuck you. I feel Kylo rens mini speech to Rey was more aimed for the audience when he says ‘kill the past get rid of it Skywalker the resistance all of it’ something along those lines. ITs saying to us forget what we know about Star Wars it was a sexist mysoginistic universe and now Iran new and progressive and if you don’t like it well too bad you’re a sexist lol.

Anyways that Asian bitch was utterly useless as was the casino scene which was forced in, to essentially force even more social justice in the movie, animal cruelty. I mean honestly fuck off man. Let me enjoy a movie and Ben entertainwd withou being told to feel guilty about social leftist shit.

I am clearly not over it and am holding out hope ‘a new hope’ pathetic pun lollll
That something will happen whereby Kathleen cancer kennedy will step down and this abomination will be rectified.

 

[DoggiesBoy]

Am I wrong to say that politics fucked up a lot of the story telling along with obviously disregarding main Star Wars characters in favour of nobodies?

It’s a raelene Castle Hasler type scenario tbh.

Kathleen Kennedy is the head of Star Wars at Disney and she’s gone on record to say she wants to use feminism in the movies, she even fired 2 directors working on the hand solo spin off coz it wasn’t meeting her criteria.

With all that said, I was willing to let the politics slide so long as they did like Skywalker justice at the end, but it was a big fuck you. I feel Kylo rens mini speech to Rey was more aimed for the audience when he says ‘kill the past get rid of it Skywalker the resistance all of it’ something along those lines. ITs saying to us forget what we know about Star Wars it was a sexist mysoginistic universe and now Iran new and progressive and if you don’t like it well too bad you’re a sexist lol.

Anyways that Asian bitch was utterly useless as was the casino scene which was forced in, to essentially force even more social justice in the movie, animal cruelty. I mean honestly fuck off man. Let me enjoy a movie and Ben entertainwd withou being told to feel guilty about social leftist shit.

I am clearly not over it and am holding out hope ‘a new hope’ pathetic pun lollll
That something will happen whereby Kathleen cancer kennedy will step down and this abomination will be rectified.

I do agree, they pushed the whole feminist thing just too far in this movie. Anyone that reads the lounge posts will know i sit on the lefty side of the political fence , i got no problem at all with strong female leads in movies and have enjoyed plenty of them ... It wasn't just that, as cappy jackson pointed out, it's just the entire script and plot of the movie that was a complete failure.

 

[CaptainJackson]

Whoever the moron was that wrote that script should never work in Hollywood again, when doing a trilogy like this you would think they have pretty much (or at least a big chunk) of the story already mapped out before starting, these latest star wars it feels like they are just making it up as they go along.

It was rian johnson and he isn't accepting one single piece of the backlash. He's saying the fans are wrong and he's right.

Basically jj Abrams wrote the force awakens and rian johnson was give the last Jedi.

There's no set story from start to finish through the trilogy, The writers were given freedom to write their own stories

JJ Abrams is writing and directing the 3rd one but he ain't saving anything after that shit effort from rian johnson

I don't care much for them trying to diversify the movie SO LONG as there's a good plot. And there wasn't

The whole movie was based on a ship running out of fuel.

There's so many bloody things I could list wrong with this movie.

1. The rebels beat Palpatine, hence would have had control of the galaxy. With snope taking control are we expected to believe that the rebellion in a very short space of time have gone down to a handful of ships and there's nothing left of them? Hence a new generation is needed? Get fucked.

2. Snope completely thrown away. Nothing nada zilch. And someone that powerful not noticing a light sabre being moved ffs

3. Reys parents a piss poor throwaway line

4. That scene if Leia pulling herself back in the ship, get fucked how corny was that shit

5. FaceTime force holograms

6. That whole casino scene AN ABSOLUTE WASTE, SERVED NO PURPOSE WHAT SO EVER other than to introduce an Asian character

7. Finns just about to blow up the cannon and would probably have taken out the whole lot of them with the explosion but noooo let's needlessly save him for some bullshit about love

8. Luke not wanting to be found but he leaves a map

9. Yoda appearing just to blow up a tree

10. Knights of ren, where the fuck were they?

11. The whole poe not being ready to be a leader and he needs tactical training from leia and holdo . Ffs its basic military training to preserve the unit and follow orders but the rebels top pilot apparently has none of this military training

12. When the rebels are escaping the ship in transports holdo says "godspeed" I mean fucking seriously godspeed in the star wars universe where they worship the force? Are you serious how poor is that dialogue

13 ramming battle cruisers with another ship at light speed. I mean really now they bring this in? Np one ever thought about if before? It's not used because your battles in between ships would be much much shorter ffs. Again bad writing



There's definitely more that I've already mentioned and probably more to add to that list

 

[CaptainJackson]

As people can see I've probably outed myself as a mega star wars nerd and am quite clearly upset at this atrocious piece of crap masquerading as star wars

 

[DoggiesBoy]

As people can see I've probably outed myself as a mega star wars nerd and am quite clearly upset at this atrocious piece of crap masquerading as star wars

I totally didn't know that is how they were doing it, i honestly thought they would like have the basic story line all worked out for the 3 movies and just give director X like a bit of creative freedom to add their own take on it. How they have done it is like shit we did in high school, you write one paragraph of a story and pass it to the next kid and they write one paragraph etc and you end up with some wonky story at the end lol

 

[Realist90]

I do agree, they pushed the whole feminist thing just too far in this movie. Anyone that reads the lounge posts will know i sit on the lefty side of the political fence , i got no problem at all with strong female leads in movies and have enjoyed plenty of them ... It wasn't just that, as cappy jackson pointed out, it's just the entire script and plot of the movie that was a complete failure.

That’s why I said ‘politics over story telling’
The majority of people have no issues with strong female leads hence box office earnings on movies with female leads, people generally do not care so long as it makes fucken sense and its not just there to force a political agenda.
But yes the entire thing was fucked, like I said I was even happy to put the feminism aside so long as they did luke justice and kept him the most powerful Jedi as he is meant to be as per Star Wars canon. But no, not even that, so fuck Disney and Kathleen and the director for choosing to literally fuck everything up.
You just don’t fuck with Star Wars canon lore you don’t!

 

[DoggiesBoy]

2. Snope completely thrown away. Nothing nada zilch. And someone that powerful not noticing a light sabre being moved ffs

How bad was that, fucking hell haha

 

[DoggiesBoy]

That’s why I said ‘politics over story telling’
The majority of people have no issues with strong female leads hence box office earnings on movies with female leads, people generally do not care so long as it makes fucken sense and its not just there to force a political agenda.
But yes the entire thing was fucked, like I said I was even happy to put the feminism aside so long as they did luke justice and kept him the most powerful Jedi as he is meant to be as per Star Wars canon. But no, not even that, so fuck Disney and Kathleen and the director for choosing to literally fuck everything up.
You just don’t fuck with Star Wars canon lore you don’t!

Yeah what they did to luke skywalker is just criminal, mark hamill himself is too nice a bloke to speak out and bag it but i would be very surprised if privately he wasn't pissed the way they took the story.