Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Wahesh, Jul 29, 2016.
At least you managed to watch it in a night. I had to watch it over 2.
Dodgeball was fantastic. I like the part when he was introducing his team to Average Joes...
Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade... Laser... Blazer...
Blanche Comme Neige (White As Snow)
Claire, a beautiful young woman works at her late father's hotel that is now managed by her evil stepmother Maud. Claire unwittingly sparks uncontrollable jealousy in Maud, whose young lover has fallen in love with Claire. Maud decides to get rid of Claire who finds shelter in a farm where she's allowed to break free from her strict upbringing through encounters with seven "princes."
Ok so I'll break it down for you. The Netflix artwork is what lured my in to watch this film. It's a modern day take of Snow White. A beautiful women (Claire) causes her stepmother to become jealous after the stepmothers husband (Claire's stepfather) is lured to her charm. Her stepmother sends a Hitman... or Hitwoman... to kidnap and kill her. The Hitwoman does abducts her, but before she can do anything, is involved in a car accident in the forest. Claire manages to escape but the Hitwoman catches up to her. Before she can kill her though, Claire is rescued by a man. He takes her back to his house in the French countryside where Claire begins to make a name for herself. She manages to indirectly charm 7 men (who are the the modern day take of the drawfs) and she ends up sleeping with most of them. Claire's stepmother finds out that she is still alive and attempts to go to the town Claire is now living in and attempts to kill her on her own. By looking at the movie poster, you can tell that a poisoned apple is involved.
This movie honestly has a lot of sex scenes in it, and they are hotter than 99% of the stuff you'll find on pornhub, so if you're into that, watch this film. I will say this... Claire tits are as perfect as you'll get!
I thought the modern day take on Snow White was great. A pretty good foreign film.
I will check this out, just for the sex scenes only. Snow White, more like Snow Whore, am I right.
Oh yeah, you're quite right about that
So fans of Snyder’s man of steel and the ultimate bvs edition will be happy to know the snyder cut of justice league was an actual thing this whole time, has just been given the green light and will be given an extra $20-30mil to finish off his version. I hope Afflecks brutal alpha male iteration makes a return that isn’t soyed down for obvious reasons, cough wonder whaman cough. Will come out on hbo max in 2021.
Ever since seeing justice league I’ve given up on movies but this gives me hope. Especially since the casting of a gay sparkling vampire as Batman who thinks getting big and working out is PrOblEmAtIc, black washing Gordon and catwhaman.
Yep I was only just reading about it. It's meant to be dark, as Snyder first intended it to be before all the changes happened with Snyder taking time out when his daughter died. Supposedly he made a 4 hr version of his justice league, that was to be cut to around 2 and a half hours. Justice League sucked hard in its theatrical form as it was another watered down for kids comic movie. I love the darker more adult themed, like Nolan's Batman trilogy.
In other news talking Batman, or in this case Batwhaman, Ruby Rose has quit/been let go after the first season of Batwhaman and it's terrible rated show. Go woke, go broke!
Lmfao bat fkn whaman. I saw the numbers, how they justified season 2 I hVe no idea. Ruby rose was told she’s not wanted and her “quitting” is just letting her leave with dignity and pride. But she is fkn shit and part of the problem. I mean I don’t even know how they had 500,000 people watch that shit show lol. Bro 500,000 viewers at one point lollllll. That must be the global lgbti members and then some simps
Bro have you seen the yes ma’am last of us 2 leaks? Lol
Naughty dog going i. Full damage control lol, apparently people who don’t like it are Nazis.
Did you see that Naughty Dog announced on Twitter that TLOU2 will have innovative new features like a dedicated jump button?
What's the fuss about this Snyder cut? I get that he didnt get to complete the film for obvious reasons, but this is still the guy that dished out Batman VS Superman and that movie was a total piece of shit.
This Snyder cut however amazing it's going to be... is still just dressing up a turd.
Word is Ruby Rose was hard to work with but then other shit being said is she wasn't gay enough lol. I'm sure it will all come out eventually why.
The Last Of Us 2, yes I have seen all the leaks and am pretty disappointed with it. Naughty Dog has turned into a progressive agenda driven company, a shadow of its former self. One thing though, it's created some great memes. Would post some but I don't want to spoil the game for people who are still going to play it.
I reckon it's because she's as ugly as fuck and Batwoman is meant to be hot. Either that or as a lesbian she thinks the world owes he big time.
Either way I despise her/it.
Nah. I think she's just a shit actress with a really large head.
The theatrical release was a disaster and was done by Warner. However I thoroughly enjoyed Snyder’s extended edition which still wasn’t his full cut. You gotta understand something, the higher ups wanted everything squashed into that one movie. It wasn’t like snyder said you know what, let’s have a bvs movie and introduce all the justice league characters lol. Warner bro’s and dceu needed to play catch up with the mcu and that ruined a lot of what snyder wanted. However, that Batman scene in bvs is the greatest of all time bar none. The brutality batfleck brought was second to none. Every other Batman next to him looks like a soy no joke. Imagine Christian bale in that universe? Lol he’d look like a midget.
It’s bullshit that she wasn’t gay enough lol. She was gay as fuck, it’s just being gay as fuck doesn’t equate to a good actress. Or good story telling.
Neil druckman is known as neil cuckman in the circles now lol. It all started in uncharted 4. That black Nadine chick was inspired by Anita sarkeesian to have a powerful whaman be able to man handle Nate lol. And ever since then they’ve gotten more and more progressive in their department. You had one of their devs come out essentially calling people having an issue Nazis lol. And Troy baker don’t get me started on that absolute joke.
Such a brave and stunning mechanic bro lol.
Sad thing is I enjoyed Man of Steel, while Wonderwoman and Aquaman were solid and brought in big $$$. There really was no rush. They needed to earn it like Marvel did. The end result now is a few limp years and having to realistically start again.
Bro I still haven’t brought myself to see aquaman that shit looks like the power rangers from the 90’s. man of steel in my opinion was the best superman movie of all time. I got crazy vibes of dragon ball z seeing superman ape punch zod flying in the air. Everything was just so beasty about it, no corny shit. And ironically having no corny shit was the biggest gripe people had with the movie.
I enjoyed Aquaman 'cause it was dumb fun. And Mamoa plays the character well. He's basically a complete prick who treats people like trash and doesn't care.
Man of Steel was awesome though. Other than that stupid dad scene
I met Mamoa a while back. Top bloke but he's basically exactly like his Aquaman character, just more of a smart arse. Cracks jokes about everything but he also messes with people just for the fun of it.
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