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KambahOne

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Ahhh Chuck and his motorcycle with rockets and machine guns at the front..and I’m pretty sure a Rocket was fired out his actual ass while he was riding it and blew up some bad guys..

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Actually you are right..it is a classic..
Delta Force 2 was even classicaler (making up words).
 

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Drive Angry



https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502404/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_43

A vengeful father escapes from hell and chases after the men who killed his daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter.

Oh boy, where do I start with this one. If you're after a bad-ass Nicholas Cage movie that's so bad, it's good, this is for you, To give you a rundown, he has sex with a barmaid with his clothes on while killing a bunch of henchmen who break into the room trying to kill him (and the barmaid moaning in the process), he gets shot in the eye and miraculously springs back up to life, and gets chased by an FBI agent to is completely fearless from dying, that he (the agent) begins humming as his career is free-falling from a bridge.

Seriously, I want my main man @The_Chimpster to review this movie... it is freaking hilarious.

7½/10
On reading this, I thought to myself: Is Nicholas Cage still working? And looking at his JIMDB page, he's flat out. Must just be thinknig "fuck it, i'll take whatever i can get".

This is his CV since 2011 (i have only seen one of these films):

Grand Isle
Walter
2019Primal
2019Kill Chain
2019Running with the Devil
2019Color Out of Space
2019A Score to Sett
2018Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
2018Between Worlds
2018Teen Titans GO! to the Movies
2018211
2018/ILooking Glass
2018/IMandy
2017/IIDark
2017The Humanity Bureau
2017Mom and Dad
2017Inconceivable
2017Vengeance: A Love Story
2017Arsenal
2016Army of One
2016USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage
2016Snowden
2016/IDog Eat Dog
2016The Trust
2015Pay the Ghost
2015/IThe Runner
2014Dying of the Light
2014/ILeft Behind
2014/IOutcast
2014Rage
2013/IJoe
2013The Frozen Ground
2013The Croods
2012Stolen
2011Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
2011Trespass
2011Seeking Justice
2011Drive Angry
2011Season of the Witch

I thought this was the "Peak Nick Cage" moment:

 

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You - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_(TV_series)

You is an American psychological thriller television series developed by Greg Berlanti and Sera Gamble. Produced by Warner Horizon Television, in association with Alloy Entertainment and A&E Studios, the first season is based on the 2014 novel by Caroline Kepnes and follows Joe Goldberg, a New York bookstore manager and serial killer who falls in love with a customer named Guinevere Beck and quickly develops an extreme, toxic, and delusional obsession. The first season, which was released in 2018, stars Penn Badgley, Elizabeth Lail, Luca Padovan, Zach Cherry, and Shay Mitchell. For the second season, Ambyr Childers was upgraded to a series regular, joining newly cast Victoria Pedretti, James Scully, Jenna Ortega and Carmela Zumbado.

Started watching this on the recommendation of a friend...they are no longer a friend.
 

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You - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_(TV_series)

You is an American psychological thriller television series developed by Greg Berlanti and Sera Gamble. Produced by Warner Horizon Television, in association with Alloy Entertainment and A&E Studios, the first season is based on the 2014 novel by Caroline Kepnes and follows Joe Goldberg, a New York bookstore manager and serial killer who falls in love with a customer named Guinevere Beck and quickly develops an extreme, toxic, and delusional obsession. The first season, which was released in 2018, stars Penn Badgley, Elizabeth Lail, Luca Padovan, Zach Cherry, and Shay Mitchell. For the second season, Ambyr Childers was upgraded to a series regular, joining newly cast Victoria Pedretti, James Scully, Jenna Ortega and Carmela Zumbado.

Started watching this on the recommendation of a friend...they are no longer a friend.
How many episodes did you watch before the relationship broke down?
 

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How many episodes did you watch before the relationship broke down?
2.5. It was just so mind numbingly boring. The constant narrative telling the story instead of letting the story tell itself, it was like watching a PowerPoint presentation at work.

'Click' - and in this scene you see me outside her home stalking her but I'm talking to you like a normal person.
'Click' - and here I am beating off on the steps of someone's home while my target fingers herself in open view of everyone in the street.
'Click' - no I'm not a serial killer
'Click' - Maybe I am
 

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2.5. It was just so mind numbingly boring. The constant narrative telling the story instead of letting the story tell itself, it was like watching a PowerPoint presentation at work.

'Click' - and in this scene you see me outside her home stalking her but I'm talking to you like a normal person.
'Click' - and here I am beating off on the steps of someone's home while my target fingers herself in open view of everyone in the street.
'Click' - no I'm not a serial killer
'Click' - Maybe I am
Should've gone in the tv show thread, but anyway... https://www.thekennel.net.au/forum/...e-current-tv-show.93608/page-155#post-3676387

I saw the advert for that show after finishing watching something on Netflix, and it looked borderline creepy!
 

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Drive Angry



https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502404/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_43

A vengeful father escapes from hell and chases after the men who killed his daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter.

Oh boy, where do I start with this one. If you're after a bad-ass Nicholas Cage movie that's so bad, it's good, this is for you, To give you a rundown, he has sex with a barmaid with his clothes on while killing a bunch of henchmen who break into the room trying to kill him (and the barmaid moaning in the process), he gets shot in the eye and miraculously springs back up to life, and gets chased by an FBI agent to is completely fearless from dying, that he (the agent) begins humming as his career is free-falling from a bridge.

Seriously, I want my main man @The_Chimpster to review this movie... it is freaking hilarious.

7½/10
When you've got Amber Heard as a pissed off stripper, William finchtner as Satan's accountant, and Mr cage at his best being Nicolas cage (I don't even think he knew he was being filmed)
add that plus everything wahesh said, you've got a so bad it's fucking awesome movie that will go down in cinematic history.

I hope everyone enjoys this clip as much as I do, how nic got another gig after this is baffling :tearsofjoy:

 

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On reading this, I thought to myself: Is Nicholas Cage still working? And looking at his JIMDB page, he's flat out. Must just be thinknig "fuck it, i'll take whatever i can get".

This is his CV since 2011 (i have only seen one of these films):

Grand Isle
Walter
2019Primal
2019Kill Chain
2019Running with the Devil
2019Color Out of Space
2019A Score to Sett
2018Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
2018Between Worlds
2018Teen Titans GO! to the Movies
2018211
2018/ILooking Glass
2018/IMandy
2017/IIDark
2017The Humanity Bureau
2017Mom and Dad
2017Inconceivable
2017Vengeance: A Love Story
2017Arsenal
2016Army of One
2016USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage
2016Snowden
2016/IDog Eat Dog
2016The Trust
2015Pay the Ghost
2015/IThe Runner
2014Dying of the Light
2014/ILeft Behind
2014/IOutcast
2014Rage
2013/IJoe
2013The Frozen Ground
2013The Croods
2012Stolen
2011Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
2011Trespass
2011Seeking Justice
2011Drive Angry
2011Season of the Witch

I thought this was the "Peak Nick Cage" moment:

Planning to see Color Out of Space this weekend. It looks crazy.

It's based on an HP Lovecraft short story

 

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Gone in 60 Seconds is one of my favourite movies. Made even better by the fact that on one of the first dates I went on with my now wife I asked her what mpvie she wanted to watch and thr first thing she suggested was Gone in 60 Seconds.
Needless to say i was pretty quick to put a ring on it
 

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Gone in 60 Seconds is one of my favourite movies. Made even better by the fact that on one of the first dates I went on with my now wife I asked her what mpvie she wanted to watch and thr first thing she suggested was Gone in 60 Seconds.
Needless to say i was pretty quick to put a ring on it
As long as you weren't gone in 60 seconds mate :tearsofjoy:
 

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The Trust



https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3733774/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

A pair of cops investigating a drug invasion stumble upon a mysterious bank vault.

So I decided to watch another Nicholas Cage movie. This time he plays the role of a bad cop sporting an extra cheesy 80s porno mo. What can I say. This movie is horrible and has a lot of plot holes in it. Not even worthy of a midday movie.

3/10.
 
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