Official Members Only Open Training Session

[Natboy]

I’ll be away mate but you can have my free succulent Chinese meal at the club after haha

 

[Alan79]

I avoid the complaints about leaving the toilet seat up by at the same time putting the lid down, that way both of us have to lift something up to pee, equality prevails.

Go Dogs

I already have to lift "something" to pee. I've tried the peeing hands free method to save the effort of holding it and the added hassle of hand washing afterwards. HUGE fail. There's nothing worse than an ugg boot that is soggy and smells of urine

Concur.
Equal opportunity, affirmative action .

Doesn't sound like equal opportunity to me. Sounds like you both have to lift the lid and seat now, while like a sucker you also have to lift the fire hose.

 

[DinkumDog]

At least you got to drive a tricked out Aston Martin. And without having to wear a tux it'd be more comfortable in shorts and thongs in the summer. And all the fun explosive pens and things would have been cool. Considering that you don't have to drink Martini, I might look at becoming a spy again.

I don't know if you keep the licence to kill after getting out of espionage. But maybe if you do, you could offer to help *cough cough* "nullify" any players that are contracted to us that T-Baz wants off the books. Anyone being lazy on the training paddock will no doubt lift their efforts if the implied threat of assassination is there.

As for the not being bought beers thing, remind her that you have a licence to kill.

That’s actually why I left the spy game.
When budget cuts saw the removal of the ejector seat from my wheels I said ‘I’m done, get someone else to to have endless trysts with supermodels!’ Also when they introduced a dress code to the Casino Royale and no longer allowed thongs, well, salt into the wound.

Regarding flushing out players not up to scratch, I’ll see what Baz comes up with first with 14 off contract before I consider any poison dart use (I ‘relieved’ the agency of some on the way out, don’t tell M).

The last time I checked my license, I was only able to kill songs at karaoke and steaks on the BBQ by burning them when I left them unattended to get my megaphone to yell at someone to get me a beer. Sigh.

 

[Alan79]

That’s actually why I left the spy game.
When budget cuts saw the removal of the ejector seat from my wheels I said ‘I’m done, get someone else to to have endless trysts with supermodels!’ Also when they introduced a dress code to the Casino Royale and no longer allowed thongs, well, salt into the wound.

Regarding flushing out players not up to scratch, I’ll see what Baz comes up with first with 14 off contract before I consider any poison dart use (I ‘relieved’ the agency of some on the way out, don’t tell M).

The last time I checked my license, I was only able to kill songs at karaoke and steaks on the BBQ by burning them when I left them unattended to get my megaphone to yell at someone to get me a beer. Sigh.

It's a bit disappointing that the ejector seat was removed. Would have been really handy to park in tight spaces when shopping and not have to worry about opening the car door. I can see how it led to a loss of job satisfaction.

And I'm afraid I didn't know that killing karaoke songs and steak required a licence. I guess all that's left for me now is killing the mood in the bedroom by farting under the dooner and Dutch ovening. That's not even much fun when you're single. Mrs Palmer technically doesn't have a nose unless you draw one on.

 

[DinkumDog]

It's a bit disappointing that the ejector seat was removed. Would have been really handy to park in tight spaces when shopping and not have to worry about opening the car door. I can see how it led to a loss of job satisfaction.

And I'm afraid I didn't know that killing karaoke songs and steak required a licence. I guess all that's left for me now is killing the mood in the bedroom by farting under the dooner and Dutch ovening. That's not even much fun when you're single. Mrs Palmer technically doesn't have a nose unless you draw one on.

Parking? I simply slowed from 220km/h (in the back streets of Belmore) to a manageable 100km/h or so and ejected. Whatever happened to the car after that was not my issue and expected a new one to be ready when I was ready to drive again. When they introduced ‘parking training’ that didn’t involve blowing up another object first I knew it was time to move on.

As for the rest, I’m sure we’ve met before. You were head of our etiquette training, right?

 

[Alan79]

Parking? I simply slowed from 220km/h (in the back streets of Belmore) to a manageable 100km/h or so and ejected. Whatever happened to the car after that was not my issue and expected a new one to be ready when I was ready to drive again. When they introduced ‘parking training’ that didn’t involve blowing up another object first I knew it was time to move on.

As for the rest, I’m sure we’ve met before. You were head of our etiquette training, right?

I'm not implying that you precipitated the budget cuts (I know you still have poison darts and I don't want to upset you). But perhaps that parking strategy played a part.

It's been implied that I'm the head of something before. That implication goes back to the toilet seat conversation before my ex abandoned me and my half cooked dinner. The implication hurt my feelings to be honest. I wish I could have trained her in etiquette.

 

[DinkumDog]

I'm not implying that you precipitated the budget cuts (I know you still have poison darts and I don't want to upset you). But perhaps that parking strategy played a part.

It's been implied that I'm the head of something before. That implication goes back to the toilet seat conversation before my ex abandoned me and my half cooked dinner. The implication hurt my feelings to be honest. I wish I could have trained her in etiquette.

It appears that some never learn, including me .

 

[DinkumDog]

Just wondering, I’m not a season ticket holder but I’m a football club member, would that be enough to get into BSG?

I’d imagine so, you just have to be able to prove membership on the day.

 

[Family Guy]

Yes please, you’d be doing a better job than what they are dishing out on the website. They’re not posting enough pics this off-season for some reason

Mate it's not just this year. It's been like that for a few years. This year is actually better than last year.

Last year I didn't care because Pay was coach and we were shithouse, but you'd think this year the club would know how pumped the fans are and we'd be getting a LOT more content.

There are at least 30 players everyday at training. Just interview one of them everyday and post it along with a few pics. FFS it's not that hard

I wish someone at the club would copy Liverpool. The amount of free content they put out is amazing.

 

[Cappuccino]

Yes please, you’d be doing a better job than what they are dishing out on the website. They’re not posting enough pics this off-season for some reason

Zaps phones full
Too many photos of the dojo and "the facilities"

 

[2144superman]

I was told today's event was cancelled?

 

[Artybulldog 26]

I was told today's event was cancelled?

It’s next Saturday

 

[TwinTurbo]

As usual the Bulldogs media department (I think we have one ) is on holidays from 1st November, same as last year and the year before. What we get is mostly regurgitated reposted shit from the skeleton NRL media team. I also noticed it wasn't Zappy interviewing Fungus, so maybe he's on holidays too.

Go Dogs

 

[Spoonman84]

As usual the Bulldogs media department (I think we have one ) is on holidays from 1st November, same as last year and the year before. What we get is mostly regurgitated reposted shit from the skeleton NRL media team. I also noticed it wasn't Zappy interviewing Fungus, so maybe he's on holidays too.

Go Dogs

Turner is up at Port Macquarie for the touch state cup.

 

[Dogtime]

I bet Foran broke it...

I heard Pay tried to put it on the trading post, when some suggested Gumtree or market place, he said what's that??

Hyperbaric chamber ....Pay out of his depth....good pun...
Don't know that it hadn't been used for a while...maybe the science has moved on. I don't know. I do recall Pricey spending a week in it in 2004 trying to overcome an injury and same for Ennis in 2014, both times leading into the GF. Neither overcame their injury in time, so maybe it doesn't work.

 

[NovaScotiaDog]

True. Hadn't thought about the C-19 issues presented with handing him a walkie talkie you've touched. I could never get into espionage. Upon turning 18 I tried martini "shaken not stirred" and although I'd never and still haven't tasted arse, I instinctively decided that martini tastes like arse. I don't know if it's just British secret service agents that have to drink that. But I just decided it's not worth the risk.Kudos to you for putting up with the taste of arse in a glass of you had to drink that stuff.

Funnily enough I have never been married. You'd think with my inventive nature (face it not everyone is thoughtful about communication techniques like I am). My last girlfriend left because she was lazy. She angrily accused ME of being lazy for not putting down the toilet seat after peeing. I told her on the contrary that she was lazy. From an effort perspective, I have to expend more energy by standing up to pee while she had the luxury of having a restful sit down while she did her business. The standing deal is exacerbated by having to lift the seat every time. I said that maybe her seat lowering technique needed work if it was costing her a lot of effort and that a slight flick of the finger was generally enough and that gravity did the rest. I won't go into her response, but she said some things that hurt my feelings. She wouldn't even bring me a beer to the lounge before she left and she didn't even finish cooking dinner before leaving.

Wow that’s a tough cookie. Well rid of her.

 

[2144superman]

Hyperbaric chamber ....Pay out of his depth....good pun...
Don't know that it hadn't been used for a while...maybe the science has moved on. I don't know. I do recall Pricey spending a week in it in 2004 trying to overcome an injury and same for Ennis in 2014, both times leading into the GF. Neither overcame their injury in time, so maybe it doesn't work.

LOLLL both had broken bones, I don’t know if anything would have helped them tbh

 

[Spoonman84]

Hyperbaric chamber ....Pay out of his depth....good pun...
Don't know that it hadn't been used for a while...maybe the science has moved on. I don't know. I do recall Pricey spending a week in it in 2004 trying to overcome an injury and same for Ennis in 2014, both times leading into the GF. Neither overcame their injury in time, so maybe it doesn't work.

Polly spent plenty of time in that thing during the 98 finals run due to back issues and he said he wouldn’t have got on the field without it.

 

[GDR]

Hyperbaric chamber ....Pay out of his depth....good pun...
Don't know that it hadn't been used for a while...maybe the science has moved on. I don't know. I do recall Pricey spending a week in it in 2004 trying to overcome an injury and same for Ennis in 2014, both times leading into the GF. Neither overcame their injury in time, so maybe it doesn't work.

Its meant to aid recovery... Doesn't mean it's a miracle cure..

 

[Total Fool]

Its meant to aid recovery... Doesn't mean it's a miracle cure..

Any chance we can throw Lewis into the Chamber to help with his passing game?