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Its pissing down there i hope all the chicks crash the field and mud wrestle then scissor lock
 

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ive got magic circle tbh but one of the british horses will win it finally, i cant believe that they havent won the melbourne cup with how many times they have tried
 

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Brenton Advulla is in form I've heard from punters?

I backed his horse last year.

You should be safe for a place with Brenton Advulla?
If he doesn't win, he always seems to find a way in for a place?
 

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Brenton Advulla is in form I've heard from punters?

I backed his horse last year.

You should be safe for a place with Brenton Advulla?
If he doesn't win, he always seems to find a way in for a place?
avdulla is suspended tbh, he did have a super night at canterbury though
 

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Which horse will sustain an injury and die this year?? Always happens.

I've got zero interest in the Melb Cup ... or horse racing in general.
*its happened a few times
The dying horses is sad and it's part of the reason I don't like horse racing, but other than the race the horses are well taken care of and most of the horses run because they love to run. They don't push themselves to heart attack 'cause they're made to. They do it' cause they love to run (and they're encouraged to). If a horse doesn't want to run then no amount of encouragement will make them run.

The main reason I don't like horse racing is because I don't like horses. They're ugly smelly things. I have no idea why people keep saying that they're beautiful. They all look like Sarah Jessica Parker.
 

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The dying horses is sad and it's part of the reason I don't like horse racing, but other than the race the horses are well taken care of and most of the horses run because they love to run. They don't push themselves to heart attack 'cause they're made to. They do it' cause they love to run (and they're encouraged to). If a horse doesn't want to run then no amount of encouragement will make them run.

The main reason I don't like horse racing is because I don't like horses. They're ugly smelly things. I have no idea why people keep saying that they're beautiful. They all look like Sarah Jessica Parker.
I see horses the same as dogs.
They have been by man's side about the same time.

Go back 100 years and you would of been using a horse over a car.

A horse as a pet still does more than a cat!
 

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I see horses the same as dogs.
They have been by man's side about the same time.

Go back 100 years and you would of been using a horse over a car.

A horse as a pet still does more than a cat!
Yep. Horses serve man. Man serves cats.
 

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Yep. Horses serve man. Man serves cats.
You can train a horse, but not a cat.

I worked at cavallia when it was in Sydney.
I had to do welfare checks on the horses.

Horses are cool and all have their own personality.

My step dad used to know this fat ranga Aussie and this bogan piece of shit was always cruel to his kids horse.

If I ever see this piece of shit again (if he's not dead) I'm going to hurl bolts at his head and see how he likes it?
 

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Has anyone ever thought... Victorians have absolutely no idea what an office sweep feels like?
 
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