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With the ultra successful Roosters occupying everyones laughs, I thought Chokeamatta needed to be given some credit.

  • 3 wins out of 9 games.
  • Sitting in 13th position with only the Raiders, Roosters and Sharks below them.
  • Second worst defence behind the Poosters.
  • WORST attack in the NRL (128). Cronulla have scored more points (132).
  • And WORST points differential in the NRL with -108.

That's only their problems on the field. 30+ million dollar debt, 300K centres not performing, Salary cap problems this year and next (Even with their dud team) CEO got the punt, et cetera.

No I do not know what "Schadenfreude" means please tell me because I'm dying to know.
 

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You forgot to mention Feleti is out for up to three months as is Kris Keating.

Their halves are now Joel Reddy and Wade Robson! :roflol:
 

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You forgot to mention Feleti is out for up to three months as is Kris Keating.

Their halves are now Joel Reddy and Wade Robson! :roflol:
Kinda slack to laugh at injuries but Joel Reddy at 5/8th?! Hahahahahaha

Didn't the Hayne abomination teach Super Coach v2.0 anything?
 

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Kinda slack to laugh at injuries but Joel Reddy at 5/8th?! Hahahahahaha

Didn't the Hayne abomination teach Super Coach v2.0 anything?
I'm not laughing at the injuries, I'm laughing at the replacements.

Can't wait to see 800 more shots of Anderson having a tantrum in the coaches box in the next few months.
 

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I'm not laughing at the injuries, I'm laughing at the replacements.

Can't wait to see 800 more shots of Anderson having a tantrum in the coaches box in the next few months.
Fair enough. BTW, what's a Wade Robson anyway? I thought Parra supporters were wanking over Daniel Mortimer? He's only on the bench.
 

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WTF Joel Reddy playing in the halfs ?

Gotta feel sorry for them however, who would have thought Inu would have turned out to be such a dud after getting his flash new contract.
 

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WTF Joel Reddy playing in the halfs ?

Gotta feel sorry for them however, who would have thought Inu would have turned out to be such a dud after getting his flash new contract.
Gotta feel sorry for them?! Hand in your Supporter card.

Inu caught the disease off Anasta. Play to your potential in the year you're off contract, when you get that contract you wanted, feet up....

Dude, didn't you know? It's the Wade Robson project! :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXdUZosC7I&feature=related

How can they lose with this guy there? Look at his footwork! And hair!

Peter Sterling who?
LOL. I'll check the video out at home. Surprised he didn't stick some random backrower in at five eighth like everyone else does.
 

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As bad as the Eels are going.... I don't think they have
even hit rock bottom yet..... the potential is there for
them to be worse than us last season...... All they
have left is kids and park footballers and no more
money under the cap to buy anyone.

As bad as we got last year, our club always had money,
and could front load contracts with the amount of
free cash we had under the cap... Parra don't have
the same luxury.... the light at the end of their tunnel
is a train that is going to run them over....

Perhaps the great Karlos might be their saviour =P
the rag said he might be playing for Wenty.....
 

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LOL. I'll check the video out at home. Surprised he didn't stick some random backrower in at five eighth like everyone else does.
Please make sure you see the clip later. I think it's quite amusing. Some of my better work. :p

I need your feedback. :D
 

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Apparently Inu is on 400k a season.... and he's in reserves, wow! what a waste
 

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Inu on big money and not performing, he was a gun in 07, maybe playing outside tahu helped.
 

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isn't Daniel Mortimer gonna be on the bench as well? poor sod, doesn't stand a chance
 

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LOL. You're such a Pom, Bobii. "Poor sod."

:p
 

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i thought i'd spread my influence :grinning: think i got 'twat' going well :p
 

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Hahaha. I used twat yesterday!

I didn't use "bleedin'" before it though. :p
 
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