Lets Play, "Your No1 Pick-up line..."

[Grunthos]

Ok you romantic (horny) Kennelers, what is your No1 pick-up line.
Grunthos shall get the ball rolling.
"Behold, and rejoice, for you are most blessed amongst all women, for I am the angel Gabriel sent to you by lord God almighty to do some very serious, heavenly bonking!"

 

[Roger the alien]

 

[MatstaDogg]

I have two versions of the same pick up line. Yes they seem lame but I can tell you they have worked in the past. You just have to read her right before using the second one.

Standard approach "What's the difference between me and the Titanic?...I know how to break the ice" follow up by "Hi, I'm (insert name here)

Dirty approach "What's the difference between me and the Titanic?...I don't need an iceberg to go down" *wink wink*

 

[King Gus]

Is this another having a crack thread,
I heard the last one was cracking.

 

[Doogie]

My penis is bigger than @south of heavens.

Never fails.

 

[Grunthos]

My penis is bigger than @south of heavens.

Never fails.

Followed by,
"Do you know what would look good on you? ME!"

 

[Roger the alien]

What does your underwear and Ketamine have in common ..... I'd like to sniff em both.

 

[Dogmonster]

I never used, but Keven Bloody Wilson's line in ha song 'My face will be leaving in a quarter of an hour and id like you to be on it' . I wonder if this was ever used and if it ever worked. I lot of face slaps.

 

[off-tap-robbie]

Me. Do you wanna root?
Her. No
Me. Mind if you lay down while I have one?

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

Why use pick up lines when you can use chloroform?

 

[MatstaDogg]

Why use pick up lines when you can use chloroform?

That's the easy route.

 

[south of heaven]

My penis is bigger than @south of heavens.

Never fails.

Of course it never fails because they then know you cannot be under 12 inches.....

 

[Flanagun]

I hope you like cornflakes, because I’m lactating.

 

[Doogie]

Of course it never fails because they then know you cannot be under 12 inches.....

12.0001 inches still counts bro.

 

[Bazildog]

Why use pick up lines when you can use chloroform?

But there is a pick up line there..

“Hey babe, what does this smell like?”

 

[D0GMATIC]

Does this smell like chloroform to you ?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

We were at a party a while back. My mate walked up to the woman who was hosting the party at her house and said, "so... Do you come here often?"

 

[south of heaven]

I bet you $150 you are going to turn me down

 

[The DoggFather]

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you take your top off and dance around a little?

 

[The DoggFather]

Do You want some Lebanese between your knees?

Nice shoes....wanna fuck?