Leb Jokes (There old but off the top of my head)

[Willie Talol'd]

Lol dont take these in a bad way and consider that I am from a lebanese background....feel free to add your own

Why dont lebs play soccer?
Because evertime they get a corner they open up a kebab shop

What do you call a leb drowing in Cronulla?
Fukim

What do you call a leb in space?
Nassar

What do you call a leb on a police lineup?
Wassim (Was Him)

What do you call a leb who surfs?
Youseff

What do you call a leb who rides a motorbike?
Ali-Davidson

What do you call a leb in a ferrari?
Thief

What do you call a leb at uni thats not bLaQDoG?
Visitor

What do you call another leb at uni thats not bLaQDoG?
Janitor

What do you call a hot chick in lebanon?
Tourist

What do you call a leb hair dresser?
Ali Barber

What do you call lebs in a sauna?
Gorillas in the mist

Why did the lebs pull out of the Sydney 2000 olympics?
They found out you have to fight one on one

 

[bLaQDoG..]

booo!!!

i went to uni and im a leb

 

[Willie Talol'd]

booo!!!

i went to uni and im a leb

*rushes and edits the thread*

happy now?

 

[bLaQDoG..]

*rushes and edits the thread*

happy now?

awwww :love:

Much better haha :love:

Nice work typing bLaQDoG but you forgot the two dots at the end

 

[=Sarah=]

rami- i sooo seen u on tv on sun... well i think it was you...

 

[Hazmak]

Boo.

I went to uni and ranked 1 in my course!

Also a lebo

 

[bLaQDoG..]

rami- i sooo seen u on tv on sun... well i think it was you...

at the start of the game?? apparently that was me at the start of the game

 

[Willie Talol'd]

Boo.

I went to uni and ranked 1 in my course!

Also a lebo

i did it for bLaQDoG.. but hell no i aint doing it for you

 

[Willie Talol'd]

awwww :love:

Much better haha :love:

Nice work typing bLaQDoG but you forgot the two dots at the end

its not what we want but what we need........

 

[=Sarah=]

at the start of the game?? apparently that was me at the start of the game

lol yessss... u were behind a guy with a big flag??

 

[Hazmak]

I challenge u to go to lebanon, u "person of lebanese origin".

In Lebanon, if u don't go to uni, ur a disgrace to society!

 

[=Sarah=]

I challenge u to go to lebanon, u "person of lebanese origin".

In Lebanon, if u don't go to uni, ur a disgrace to society!

oh come onnnnnn u of all ppl should be able 2 take a joke!!!

 

[smarty]

I challenge u to go to lebanon, u "person of lebanese origin".

In Lebanon, if u don't go to uni, ur a disgrace to society!

yes very true..
but lebs in australia ≠ lebs in lebanon.

that joke is unfortunately true for a large proportion of lebanese-australian males.

 

[Hazmak]

oh come onnnnnn u of all ppl should be able 2 take a joke!!!

I can take a joke, but this guy reckons he's a "leb", and he hasn't been to lebanon.

He thinks Lebanese Culture starts on Haldon Street and ends on Punchbowl Road!

 

[bLaQDoG..]

lol yessss... u were behind a guy with a big flag??

yeah that was me lol... i was standing next to byrd

 

[=Sarah=]

I can take a joke, but this guy reckons he's a "leb", and he hasn't been to lebanon.

He thinks Lebanese Culture starts on Haldon Street and ends on Punchbowl Road!

oooh i see....

sorry man.

yeah that was me lol... i was standing next to byrd

hahaha your famous

 

[Ben Godberts]

I challenge u to go to lebanon, u "person of lebanese origin".

In Lebanon, if u don't go to uni, ur a disgrace to society!

lol

 

[Hazmak]

lol

Here comes the racism and cultural ignorance...

I was waiting for this post...

 

[Ben Godberts]

im not being racist i want to know a serious question
if uni and education is so important in lebanon wy do lebonese men rape so many woman, serious question

 

[bLaQDoG..]

im not being racist i want to know a serious question
if uni and education is so important in lebanon wy do lebonese men rape so many woman, serious question

WTF lol... whats an education have to do with your sex drive??

And honestly i reckon thats ignorance... there are probably 50 anglo saxon men for each lebanese person that rapes... the only difference is we make it on the 6pm news - other races dont...