Kennel Texas Hold'em

[Memberberries]

as the title suggests lets Set up a game?
Does anyone here own a few poker tables and a chip set?
And we are going to need a venue and plenty of beer and pretzels!

 

[south of heaven]

as the title suggests lets Set up a game?
Does anyone here own a few poker tables and a chip set?
And we are going to need a venue and plenty of beer and pretzels!

A venue hey .... i work on a lot of holiday houses down on a beach which i have access to we going to make a weekend of this shit ?

 

[Memberberries]

A venue hey .... i work on a lot of holiday houses down on a beach which i have access to we going to make a weekend of this shit ?

Of course.
Let's make it like the state championships of apl only with solid players who know when to hold and fold!

 

[Boxer]

I fold lol

 

[Memberberries]

Actually Nashster there was once a time when the kennel had games as you would know.
Any chance of putting Texas Hold'em on here where we could all play each other? Kind of like Zynga poker on facebook

 

[south of heaven]

Of course.
Let's make it like the state championships of apl only with solid players who know when to hold and fold!

Well im fucked then i dont even know how to play 21 still confuses me

 

[Memberberries]

Well im fucked then i dont even know how to play 21 still confuses me

Don't try throwing off like an Arab..
Even as a post on the internet I can see right through you, you liar!
I bet you've got trophies and gold chips all over the place from winning multiple tournaments?
I also bet you don't have to work cause you make such an easy living as a card shark?

 

[south of heaven]

Don't try throwing off like an Arab..
Even as a post on the internet I can see right through you, you liar!
I bet you've got trophies and gold chips all over the place from winning multiple tournaments?
I also bet you don't have to work cause you make such an easy living as a card shark?

Lol nah serious i dont know how to play poker at all i have no clue im ok at uno though

 

[wigum]

I'll give this poker thing a go

 

[Mr Invisible]

Lol nah serious i dont know how to play poker at all i have no clue im ok at uno though

I thought you had kids?

Clearly you do know how to play poker with your wifey

 

[south of heaven]

I thought you had kids?

Clearly you do know how to play poker with your wifey

Well i know how to go all in

 

[The DoggFather]

Well i know how to go all in

Bahahahahahahahahahahaa post of the week!

 

[Memberberries]

Let's play $50 buy in if no one knows how to play?
Start off small and work our way up

 

[Captain Kickass]

I remember a number of years back we'd go to Pokerstars (or similar) and a bunch of us would join a random free-play table .... then we'd mercilessly troll the other inhabitants via live chat until they rage quit or lost.

Player A: Greetings from Germany !!!
Godberts: .... Germany sucks !
CK: Bahahahaaaa ...
"Player A has left the table"

Player X: .... you wre lucky
Godberts: Who opens with Jacks ? That's stupid !
"Player X has left the table"

 

[Izy]

Actually Nashster there was once a time when the kennel had games as you would know.
Any chance of putting Texas Hold'em on here where we could all play each other? Kind of like Zynga poker on facebook

I agree.
Or we can make a room in one of the existing poker games out there and just meet there.

 

[Memberberries]

I agree.
Or we can make a room in one of the existing poker games out there and just meet there.

We need to get on pokerstars and collude! I was doing so with a friend for a while and 95% of the time we would make the money! Man heaps of people do it I'm sure pokerstars wouldn't mind as they still make money from the buy ins?
We all know that is the meaning of life anyway to make money

 

[Izy]

We need to get on pokerstars and collude! I was doing so with a friend for a while and 95% of the time we would make the money! Man heaps of people do it I'm sure pokerstars wouldn't mind as they still make money from the buy ins?
We all know that is the meaning of life anyway to make money

LOL
That's true.