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Yes, once but we hadn't had sex in about two weeks and I was very horny, didn't think I needed an ad for it....
 

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the goal of every guy should be to cum as quickly as possible and the women should take it as a compliment
 

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That looks like it written by an Asian with broken English.
 

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The site goes to Shakespeares Corner Shoppe (British Food and Gifts) in San Diego.

Been looking up anything like that?

With ads like that click the "X" and report the ad.
 

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the goal of every guy should be to cum as quickly as possible and the women should take it as a compliment
I hear it's also complimentary to burp after
 

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The site goes to Shakespeares Corner Shoppe (British Food and Gifts) in San Diego.

Been looking up anything like that?

With ads like that click the "X" and report the ad.
So if I cum too quick I have to buy my wife British food? Makes sense, I guess.

I haven't looked up anything like that. Weird.
 

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Am I the only one that keeps reading this as "Kennel AIDS"?
 

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I got one a couple of weeks ago that read “wanna fuck all night long?”
 

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I got one a couple of weeks ago that read “wanna fuck all night long?”
Fuck me dead. You get all night long, I get "do you cum too quickly?". I thought one minute was an acceptable time. Missy Elliott even wrote a song about it.
 

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Fuck me dead. You get all night long, I get "do you cum too quickly?". I thought one minute was an acceptable time. Missy Elliott even wrote a song about it.
Well... What was the answer?
I don’t understand why anybody would want to fuck all night long ?
How could you anyway ?
Once I get a load away, 1000 Swedish lesbians couldn't give me half a bar.
 

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Well i got an ad that reads like this.. Freycinet Walk: the pack free walking experience..
Considering I’m in a f&*king wheelchair I think they’ve missed their target audience!
 

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Fuck me dead. You get all night long, I get "do you cum too quickly?". I thought one minute was an acceptable time. Missy Elliott even wrote a song about it.
Yes she did, but it was about not wanting a one minute man. She wanted an all nighter.
 

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The fact that I constantly get stupid ads for the facebook un-friend tracker makes me feel like I'm not leading an exciting life. I couldn't give a shit if Facebook shuts down to be honest.

I have to wonder though if the people w getting ads about performance issues are getting them because the missus is researching stuff while hubby is working or doing important stuff like saving the world on the Xbox.
 
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