Keep Assassin Smiling - Get Well Soon

[The DoggFather]

There's plenty of love for you on here and I'm praying my ass off (I have a massive ass). I'm sure everyone is doing the same

That's why I stay on this forum brother, even though our team is shit, but I love the support I recieve on here.

 

[south of heaven]

Forgot to add the obese **** fucking snores even when the **** is awake. plus he whinged to the nurse that my tv is loud. I told her I do it on purpose to keep him awake like he did with me last night and will do until he fucks off from here.

I know I used to be fat but I feel like screaming at him "stop fucking eating you ****"

Bahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
yell out to him hey fatty i got a film for you a fridge to far.....
on a serious note stay strong brother we fucking love you ****

 

[Mr Invisible]

I thought you were in a private room?

Did the ***** move you again?

Is Fatcunt v220.0 in there because his heart's fucked too?

Wishing that today is a day of action not words, and things get decided on to move towards your new heart.

 

[The DoggFather]

Bahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
yell out to him hey fatty i got a film for you a fridge to far.....
on a serious note stay strong brother we fucking love you ****

This **** looks like he swallowed a fucking fridge lol

Just listening to the **** talk to doctors, he reckons he has lost 40kgs and now is down to 214kg

 

[The DoggFather]

I thought you were in a private room?

Did the ***** move you again?

Is Fatcunt v220.0 in there because his heart's fucked too?

They always move me bro. when my meds get super heavy duty they move me to a private room. if I'm off it then they put me in a room of 4 *****.

The younger people are considerate but anyone over 45-50 are pure *****.

 

[Mr 95%]

Last night was a write off.

* massive leg, back and now arm pain
* Some obese fat **** who is at least 220kg snores like he is choking on 10 black dicks at once
* another old **** in the room that sounds like he cums in his pants when he snores.
* Obs taken every hour
* thyriod deteriorating faster than expected.

Only good news is that my top dog professor is fired up and is organising me on the emergency list for operating.

Ah shit.. Well at least the Professor is doing something..

Ps that crack about the old guy snoring is so funny..I can just imagine how he snores..you described it brilliantly.. "Snnnnnnoooorrrrreeee..oh..oh..oh..ahhh..snnnnnnnoooorrreee"

 

[Mr 95%]

I honestly need and appreciate all the prayers and we'll wishes I can get, honestly it's not looking good so far.

Well they better get their shit together.. They seem too bloody casual for my liking..hopefully the professor will put a rocket up their arse..

Ps. A tip for loud snorers.. a pillow on their face..and a little pressure.. They never snore again..or anything else..

 

[steve1700]

Bring 20 piece feed bucket and sit in front of him while you eat.

 

[Bob dog]

The day will come when you walk back into ANZ stadium to watch the KIA Bulldogs.
Get well soon mate.

 

[south of heaven]

any news on our boy?
chin up brother hope you are as best as you can be

 

[Legend23]

we all here backing u bro

much love

stay strong in ur mind as u r, ull overcome all obstacles

 

[Mr 95%]

any news on our boy?
chin up brother hope you are as best as you can be

I was wondering too Southy..

 

[Lov_Dog]

Hey @ASSASSIN... saw the first post just now, been traveling and haven't kept up-to-date here.
Sending healing thoughts your way!
~c.

 

[Mr Invisible]

You know what would be REALLY awesome... and may not be possible for everyone to do .. BUT ....

When Ed gets his new heart, and leaves hospital, we are all there at the exit applauding him and shaking his hand to welcome him being able to live his life again.

Hope you're doing okay today mate.. and that fat shit (holy crap DOWN TO 214 kgs)... shut up for the night.


Do you recognise him here?

 

[The DoggFather]

GOOD NEWS UPDATE

I was my cunty self for 5 mins and now I'm on the emergency list for the thyriodectomy, early Friday morning now. over the fucking moon.

PLUS

I have the whole room to myself now with nobody due for a day or two.

MORAL OF THE STORY...

Be a **** when you have to be lol

 

[Boxer]

GOOD NEWS UPDATE

I was my cunty self for 5 mins and now I'm on the emergency list for the thyriodectomy, early Friday morning now. over the fucking moon.

PLUS

I have the whole room to myself now with nobody due for a day or two.

MORAL OF THE STORY...

Be a **** when you have to be lol

Great news bro it pays to be a **** lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Great news bro it pays to be a **** lol

Didn't want to be, but I did what I had to do.

My main Cardiologist just stood back and gave me a cheeky smile saying "I know what you just did you ****" lol

 

[Boxer]

Didn't want to be, but I did what I had to do.

My main Cardiologist just stood back and gave me a cheeky smile saying "I know what you just did you ****" lol

Lol it's true what they say nice guys finish last so be a ****.

 

[Legend23]

Lol it's true what they say nice guys finish last so be a ****.

on occasions you are left with no choice, keep calling them out brother !

awesome news

 

[Upupcronulla]

GOOD NEWS UPDATE

I was my cunty self for 5 mins and now I'm on the emergency list for the thyriodectomy, early Friday morning now. over the fucking moon.

PLUS

I have the whole room to myself now with nobody due for a day or two.

MORAL OF THE STORY...

Be a **** when you have to be lol

That's awesome news brother